I feel a little swoony at how lovely she is and how cute her personality seems to be.

Once I were somewhere I knew he couldn’t reach me? Yes.

Me, too, but after I got away from him. Would you stay with him?

Maybe he didn’t abuse her, but could it be possible that she bolted once she realized that her somewhat-weird husband was actually a batshit-crazy terrorist-wannabe husband? Cuz I’d head for the hills if my spouse started moving forward with a cockamamie scheme to blow people up.

That looks right trashy. Pretty sure anyone whose Venn diagram converges “broke as a joke” with “compromised sense of aesthetics” is only buying wine in boxes that won’t fit in cans.

This article made me have a huge bowl of chocolate peanut butter ribbon ice cream for dinner. I *just happened* to have a half-gal in the house, and then this, so, um. I ate most of it. It was banging.

Oh, you were serious? I thought it was the sort of searingly elegant sarcasm to which I always aspire and inevitably fail at. Ah, well :D

You brilliant savage.

Dutch babies are fucking magical. Whenever eggs go on sale, we buy 2 flats and it’s a Dutch-baby-fiesta all up in here for a few weeks.

Yeah, it’s hard find actual ice cream anymore. Another reason I prefer Friendly’s now.

Breyer’s has been doing that for a while. I still like that they are one of the more natural brands out there, but you definitely get less than you would from, say, Friendly’s (though Friendly’s has, like, NO air and is dense as two bricks).

Non scriptum, non est.

They look like little bricks wrapped in silver foil. They cost maybe 60c each? Definitely not expensive. They’re usually found in a refrigerated case by the dry yeast packets.

That was going to be my comment-- I’d have a fine bloom of whiteheads down the sides of my nose onto my cheeks within 2 days of using this stuff.

So, basically, everything.

Another vote for Charmin Basic. It’s the perfect TP for exactly the reasons your wife states, plus a third characteristic: it’s sturdier than the flimsy cheap stuff. No one wants poo finger.

Another vote for Charmin Basic. It’s the perfect TP for exactly the reasons your wife states, plus a third…

So, 2 things:

So she was fired in February for something she did the following November?

Consumer Cellular. Consumer Reports states it’s got the highest customer satisfaction rating, plus you can use your own unlocked phone, as I do. Changing your plan is dead simple if you’re the type who likes to micro-manage.

I have tried so hard, over the years, to stop being judgmental about how freaking stupid religion is, but all I’ve managed is to stop making fun of it in public. So I still think derogatory things about it, but keep my mouth shut.