I’ve always thought it was hilarious how religious people mock other religious people’s “ridiculous” beliefs while conveniently ignoring how “ridiculous” their own are. Like Christians who make fun of Jews for staying Kosher— no meat and dairy together, lolzers!— but the concept of the immaculate conception, the…

These are also really helpful for people with dexterity challenges-- Parkinson’s, cerebral palsy, etc.

I read somewhere that it became popular to believe that when God impregnated Mary, she received his holy spirit (hur hur) via her ear because biology whut. Therefore the ear was a naughty bit and should be covered up.

Nope.

Let me know how you like it!

To illustrate the above.

Beautifully, succinctly put.

Hurrah! I decided to buy myself a new one, and got blue, also! It’ll be here Sunday. I sincerely hope you enjoy it as I do. If I may offer some tips on how to use it, gathered after being the happy owner of one for many years...

I bring mine with me. I cannot feel clean without it.

IDGAF about the superbacteria stuff. I don’t use it because I don’t want the skin on my hands to peel off in sheets from insane dryness.

Nah, there are plenty available.

I thought that was the point: a nice minty tingly cooter.

YASSSSSSSSSSS I’ve used one of those for over 5 years. They are amaaaaaaaaaazing for exfoliation and get you clean like NOTHING else. If you use it gently on your face, it’ll feel like you just had a 2-hour chemical peel.

Perhaps a person with good posture who’s NOT sitting in a cluttered ruin of broken dreams?

I’m more interested in the photo than the concept of good posture. Of all the photos in the world you could have chosen, why a hoarder in the midst of her pile of crapola?

Yeah, those are all gross and disrespectful.

I generally leave one lump in the fridge so it’s ready at a moment’s notice, and freeze all the others. If I haven’t had it within a few days, I then will actively plan to use it and pull another from the freezer to the fridge.

I buy lumps of dough from the pizzeria down the street, and freeze it. Then I just let it thaw, top it with stuff, and bake.

What’s the song that’s playing during that clip? I need to listen to it 100 times in a row.

They’re all in her name, so I don’t much care, as long as she doesn’t hit me up for $$ when things go pear-shaped.