I’m just saying, it’s very hard to be a 10 without feathers. The integumentary structures of ornithischians are very low energy, very unattractive both inside and out.

You have to think longer term, basically. Clinton is far from my ideal candidate, but she’ll keep the car on the road and continue normalizing leftist policy, even if it isn’t at the rate you or I would prefer. The other possible outcome is Trump reversing what little progress we’ve made, leaving us back at square one…

Excellent interview. The guy has such a fundamental dignity about him, without coming across as cold or aloof. He’s kind of been America’s dad these last eight years, driving us to Disneyland on three working tires while the kids squabble and pinch each other in the backseat. Gonna miss him and Michelle something…

I understand the feeling all too well, but here’s the thing I learned from Bernie Sanders losing: You can’t get mad at reality. There is absolutely nothing productive to be gained from imagining a reality where we won’t end up with Clinton or Trump as president, and choosing to not participate is simply playing into…

I can’t wait to see what those crazy kids do once they have a little more freedom. They don’t seem like the type to rest on their laurels.

For all the criticisms of his presidency, I think that Obama is a truly decent man trying to do what he can with the cards he was dealt. He’s going to be remembered as one of our better presidents, if his current approval ratings are anything to go by. Given any other historical congress to work with, he might have…

I’m holding out for President Tulsi Gabbard in a few cycles, but Michelle would be a welcome surprise. I doubt she wants to subject herself to this garbage any longer, but God I’m going to miss those two.

At the risk of sounding like every Trump nut on Reddit, don’t forget that Clinton’s team has a similar operation going on with Correct the Record. They are just a little more open about what they’re doing while still managing to be more subtle than the Trump crew, which I think is a pretty accurate summation of their…

This is why I can’t be famous. It’s not the lack of any extraordinary charisma or talent, I swear- just the fact that I’ve been saying dumbass shit on the Internet since I was eight, and it would kind of suck to have the world be able to “grow up” with me all over again. Problem is it never ends, so the only solution…

I’m not sure how any of that negates my hot take, which obviously wasn’t meant to be taken too seriously anyways. But when you’re saying things like, “one of which would be at a Fortune 500 company and would double my salary pleaseohgodohgod make it happen,” it does at least imply that money is a motivating factor in…

Whatever. Rock on, doll guy. You probably get more shit and condescension on a daily basis than most people can dream of, so if you want to buy that doll a ticket, you fucking buy that doll a ticket and let the NSA deal with it.

You cared about money enough to succeed, and it has failed to fulfill you, from the sound of it.

That’s not really a criticism; it’s just an easily answered question.

Don’t worry, accountants are going to get nerfed hard with the next big automation update. Massive streamlining and UI fixes promised, though everyone keeps asking, “Yeah, but what will you do?” Hopefully the devs have some new features lined up.

As someone who works seven days a week and hasn’t had a full day off since May, I hear you. Working from home means you have to strictly ration your hours, otherwise the temptation to pack it in for the day creeps up when you hit a block. I already know I can’t buy Planet Coaster or Civ VI until this current project…

That’s kind of the problem I have with NV after putting a bunch of time into Fallout 4, which is not exactly a tech demo either. There’s just enough improvement that you notice the differences. It’s hard to ignore that NV is overall the much better game, but I only get a few hours a day to waste my time nowadays. Sad…

Bethesda (or Obsidian) games are monsters for this and the only ones I go back to over and over. I’m back to playing Fallout 4 again. I have all the freshest mods to spice things up, but mostly I’m enjoying it because I just plain wasn’t done with the world after the hundreds of hours already poured into it. Went…

You hit the nail on the head. Like most public servants, Clinton has pretty much always been an effective cog in someone else’s machine. Now she wants to run the machine, but she needs to focus on telling people what she’ll do with it, rather than what her opponent would do. Devoting this much time to him just gives…

Well, yeah, that didn’t help. But doing nothing to court them is exactly what I’m talking about here. Millennials are expected to get excited about Clinton because she’ll keep their life moving on roughly the same trajectory as it has been. So...lol. When that didn’t work for her in the primaries, her team started…

Welp, I guess our perception of this campaign is at odds. From where I’m observing, she’s been running mostly negative ads, holding press conferences focusing on her opponent, and generally going after him and the “alt-right” instead of generating enthusiasm in the left. When every new proposal gets introduced…

You don’t think that Sanders was more policy-oriented in the primary than Clinton is in the general? I’d readily agree that Clinton has a better grasp on policy details than almost anyone in Washington, including Sanders, whose rally sign is still sitting on my bookshelf. I was just hoping she’d actually show it…