Now his eyes are screaming all the time like Ryan’s and Cruz’s.

He’s bleached out in like three days. Tan is fading, hair seems to have gotten whiter, the overall effect is adding 10-20 years to his face.

Do you think he wants to stay at Trump Tower part-time because his tanning bed is there?

Michigan? Hoo boy, kick that fellow out to the doghouse. Your mom deserves the bed!

I’m seeing a lot of concern within the autistic community. Many of us are going to be uninsured by 2018, and of course our president elect is an anti-vaxxer who thinks we’re a disease. So that’s nice.

I’m functional enough to mask, but my SO has some family members who will be hit hard. What a lovely day, watching the…

I was at anger for most of last night, as soon as Virginia was uncomfortably close. Bargaining came when the popular vote came through for Clinton. Then depression all night. Acceptance is here in the form of, “fuck it, I need to make a lot of money now to protect my elderly/disabled family and in-laws.”

And fuck, I’m…

Fuck it. The markets didn’t crash, so my startup job is pretty safe. I might even get some tax breaks out of the deal as a 1099. The truth in any Republican-controlled period is that there are winners and losers, and the winners get handed as many fistfuls of cash as they can carry. I don’t want to be powerless in…

I think we poors dodged a bullet, really. Yeah, we don’t have yachts and polo ponies, but we also have basic human empathy and understand how shit actually gets done. These guys live to watch their numeric value go up by whatever means their underlings can find.

I kinda thought it was Lindsay Lohan. Even after her face was in the picture. :| I have lost track of pop culture.

I had never considered how fucked up it is that those of us without Canada-worthy skills are essentially trapped here until this election.

On a purely selfish note, I began working with a startup that offered me my actual dream job for a salary and equity last week. I can’t have the economy tanking if Trump gets elected. Plus my mother is retiring in a year after a looong career as a public servant, which she deserves to no end. But fuck no, let’s burn…

Good luck explaining that to the people who need to hear it.

I had the exact same thought when I moved from Washington to the East Coast years ago. Especially on road trips to the South. The cultural divide seems larger than that of some of the European nations.

raaaaawr

I thought it was even more fucked up that they have child hosts in the game.

In no particular order: the court of Kublai Khan, ancient Babylon or Assyria, Russia just prior to the revolution, pre-Roman England, and the fur-trapping era of the PNW. Would fork over all my money to play around in any of those.

The funniest part is that we all know Kasich got the call first, but there were also stories floating around that Trump tried to get cold feet on Pence at the last minute and was told he couldn’t weasel out of it. Pence is his first choice like Melania is his first wife.

Aw, I misread your comment. :( I’m sure you are also a magnificent not-giraffe-woman, for what it matters.

I just want to say that you are a brave and daring soul for even wearing heels to begin with. I wear nothing but flats and am usually too busy admiring the grace and polish of you beautiful giraffe-women to notice if your heels aren’t perfectly matched.

Yep. I really wish they taught the scuzzier side of US history in schools. You can always tell when young folks are learning the true extent of corruption in the United States for the first time. Better to introduce the subject before they’re of voting age and all coming to the same conclusion separately.

Which issues?