wasn’t some of Ivana’s plastic surgery about trying to return her body to prepartum state because he complained so much about it?

i cannot fault you for this, you are, after all, named for a sub-atomic weapon that emits radiation which does little else other than dissolve eye tissue.

I got something similar only it was about my wife cheating on me. It was very elaborate with so-called “proof” that included photos of her and this other guy and text messages exchanged between them and stuff. The weirdest part about the scam was that they didn’t even ask for money, just some made up claim of “I’d…

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.

I’m pretty sure if you told the founding fathers that one government would attempt to represent the will of 300M people they would have laughed in your face. I’m not sure that democracy works in those numbers, and I’d rather the coasts and Great Lakes split from the south and midwest. Yes we have states that have…

The diver inside the cage is very experienced and can also tell you how to clean poop out of your wetsuit, FYI.

Tanzania, you say?

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Catholicism is the religious equivalent of Pokemon, they can all blow me.

White Powder Euphemism is also the name of a killer reggae band.

Who the fuck brings their kid to a place that clearly advertises its self as a rape and murder simulator? That was the most bizarre part of the whole show to me. How the fuck is that place rated E for everyone?!

Fahrenhold better get ALL the Pulitzers.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Well if you’re going to fuck a dinosaur, you might as well fuck a model dinosaur.

Always and forever the champ:

lol at the baby dino’s face being pixelated.

I learned everything I know about American history from the thousands of westerns my dad used to watch.