Back before the convention, I remember having a long discussion with someone on here about how she needed to avoid getting dragged down in the muck with Trump and embrace her image as a cold, policy-toting badass bitch. The muck is Trump’s Bane-speech, but she made the terrible decision of listening to advisers like…
So, uh, do you know of any countries that will take people with no particularly valuable skills? I think I could herd goats pretty OK? Cause I am willing to apply as a refugee if necessary.
A lot of the third-party voters I’ve seen are Millennials who claim to not care if Trump gets elected. I’m starting to think that a certain segment of my generation would rather drag everyone down to their level of personal failure than put in the long effort of lifting everyone up instead. They look at the potential…
I’ve always appreciated my birds for the food they provide, but when the young boys start turning into men, I feel no remorse for eating them. They are cannibalistic little dinosaurs that will kill anything they perceive as weak. My parents’ flock attacked one of the older hens out of the blue one day and basically…
He also said, “Everything HRC touches she kind of screws up with hubris,” and talked about how much she dislikes Obama with a major Dem donor. Talk about juicy gossip.
I’d still go. You never know who you could get a chance to stink-eye. Also, you’ll probably want the story when you’re old. Don’t deprive yourself of stories!
I reference that video more often than I should and no one ever really gets it. :( Now I’m gonna keep on trying, for I know there are more of us out there. You have given me hope.
Or you could be a starving mother polar bear watching her cubs die while the meatsacks that caused the whole problem refuse to come outside and offer themselves up. At least the scientists are getting out alive.
I keep trying to figure out if being born at this particular moment in time was a blessing or a curse. Got…
There are also plenty of pictures of him chowing down on fast food while on the trail. His eating habits are terrible, and he seems to surround himself with quacks rather than the best doctors money can buy.
Yeah, I just assumed she took off the body armor. That stuff bulks you up and hides the campaign trail weight loss pretty well, I imagine.
Can we get THIS conspiracy theory trending?
Hey, I’m not the world’s biggest Clinton fan by any means and wasn’t defending her yesterday, but this is not a huge deal. It really isn’t. She didn’t broadcast her pneumonia to the world because the press would eat it up, and it bit her in the ass spectacularly. Everyone knows she has a transparency issue. But this…
The thing about Jezebel is that it is full of wonderful, lovely, insightful people who will absolutely disembowel you at the first hint of criticism for Hillary Clinton. They drove away the Bernie people in the primary and have made a pretty nice echo chamber in here since. So now you can’t even be concerned about the…
It’s not something she should go to jail over, but I think there is a reasonable line of criticism here. She is very likely going to be our next POTUS- she should be held to a higher standard, and she isn’t exempt from criticism just because Trump is a lunatic.
When you strip away the crazy conspiracy theories, you’re…
It shouldn’t but it does. Perfect use of Louise GIF.
The one woman who clearly pushed her dog to go after people is particularly disgusting. She was shoving it teeth first into groups of protesters while they tried to get away. But expect the oil company defenders to enter shortly saying, “Well, they should have filled out their paperwork when they had the chance!”
Not…
Terriermon was admittedly pretty amazing.