Laser-focus on sports!

Fuck Jim Spanfeller

I’d star this, but whatever new ad thing they have up keeps me from clicking much on the site.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

That’s literally the definition of journalistic ethics. They don’t let Amazon being a sponsor influence their coverage of Amazon. The way to do that is to separate advertising and editorial. If Amazon wants to pull their ads because of a story, that’s on them. (Side note: Gawker doesn’t, you know, technically exist…

Sometime next year...

I had a vodka-soda in the can once.  Gets you buzzed fast, but it makes a mess. 

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I do enjoy the complaint about run-on sentences within a 96-word, full paragraph of a sentence.

My wife bought me 12 new pairs of boxers for my birthday, which I was legitimately excited about; as the old pairs had been through a lot, but my excitement was quickly turned to disappointment as I saw they were button fly boxers...  Had to explain to her why this was a bad present now and that no, it’s not the same…

It also isn’t a genuine act of contrition. It’s that thing that assholes do where they state “I’m an asshole” so that the next time they act like one, a part of your brain says “Well, I shouldn’t get too upset. He did say he was an asshole.” As if that’s an excuse. 

I thought you, of all people, would be a fan of hard caps.

I don’t think he owns property, I think he’s just living there rent free in peoples heads

Does anyone on this thread know how many games there are in an NFL season?

Perfect, and he already owns property there.

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

Can we chalk it up to it being an instance of him deliberately playing down things he doesn’t want to talk about and/or misspeaking in a way that would cause the press to lose their collective shit because he hates the media like my father hates his son?

The worst thing to puke up is nothing.  As in, your stomach is empty but your body continues to evacuate.  So just straight acid coming out.  Fucking hell that shit BURNS.  

Let’s remember some foods.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!