Be very, very careful Michael…

I agree. I laugh harder at the comments here than any other site, and I dig the general respect that the crowd here has. I’ve also had so many questions about guy bathroom things answered here that I never knew I had.

Is this a fucking joke?

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

The fact that Trump can go anywhere without being cursed at is a testament to how often we give too much respect to assholes and despots who don't deserve. The only thing that would've made me prouder of the area that I live in is if they had started an "ASSHOLE" or "FUCK YOU TRUMP" chant.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

The guy was wearing runner’s tights. That makes this video pretty sporty.

I never even got out of the grays!

I’m here to support Deadspin and to tell the new ownership that they’re shitty leaders and fucking cowards.

I’m really going to miss this place. Fuck.

Here’s some stories I’d like to pitch to comply with the new mandate:

Evil Bosses, Ranked

I came here looking for a summary of last night's games, but instead what I found was a unique and compelling voice that is interested in many topics not just the standard fluff. I think I will be coming back to this site for years to come, as long as there are no idiotic draconian policy changes designed solely to…

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Since you are in Chicago, I will tell you that every Italian restaurant is not the same. For instance, where we are going in about 2 hours is fantastic.

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