And I can’t imagine anything worse that Crystal Light flavored weiny water right now.

The victim made what I’d guess to be an accurate (not to mention remarkably gracious under the circumstances) comment in that NBC article: “Graves, 27, said she is conflicted as to what justice would look like in this case because she realizes it is possible that the woman may be homeless or mentally ill and in need…

Nope

This.

I’m so confused. That last one is the definition of “high-cut thigh shit.” 

She is also drunk as fuck..she couldn’t even wait to get the beer home before she started drinking, and she sounds like she had a couple just to get ready to go to the liquor store.

The only time beer and ice should be connected is in an ice chest.

The most dangerous place in New York has always been between Rudy Giuliani and a TV camera, so yes. He would be pimping the war on drugs while being visibly high on coke, or pimping the war on taxes while getting all his money from the government.

Fuck me that is some serious self control. I’m certain that if it were me that woman would have been picking up her teeth from the pavement and I’m sure my ass would be in jail. 

Dear Diary,

Dollars to donuts her lawyer has already prepared a statement as she usually gets into situations like this.

Not if she lives *in* NYC.

Mix equal parts racism, mental illness, and cheap imitation beer and this is what you get. Mix in a gun, and some innocent Black student could be dead.

She’s probably a cop’s wife.

am i the only one who watched the last part of that hoping she’d get run over? 

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that that woman doesn’t have a job to lose.

Annoy them, and they will occupy your downtown and declare a brand-new country.

That last one just needs to be demolished. 

the phalangists need to COME ON DOWN to the protests

So many things wrong here. 1) From the moment of ordering to completion the person who took the order and payment would have had to somehow indicate to the person making drinks that it was for a cop. Depending on how busy they are that’s not something that’s going to happen. That being said, 2) Kiosks are normally not…