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Jul 23
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Wow. All the hype for... this?

Jul 23
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When it comes to Trump’s rabid hatred of Chicago we shouldn’t forget Pres. Obama’s ties with that city. It drives Trump crazy to think of Black excellence at all, and this city will always be a part of that excellence.

Jul 23
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Chicagoans don’t take shit from anyone; which is why people in downstate IL are shit-their-pants afraid of them. When people get tired of talking about the weather they launch into the usual “those **** better stay the hell up there or we’ll bring back Nineteen hunert eight:” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield_r Read more

Jul 23
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Please, I beg you; take up race walking instead. Sure, it can look a little funny and there’s a bit of a learning curve, but you will work 90% of your body whereas running works far less of it. You have seen jogger’s butts bounce up and down? Yeah, that doesn’t happen with RW. That ass become your engine and your abs Read more

Jul 22
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They are great for ‘baking’ sweet potatoes too.

Jul 22
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I seldom bother with most fresh produce anymore. Frozen veggies were quickly blanched at the eight of nutrition and bagged. They are the most nutritious, imo. Of course, fresh tomatoes and a dozen other veg can’t be delicious after freezing. That’s what Aldi is for.

Jul 22
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I love our “Science Oven.” It does about 90% of our ‘cooking’. I have more or less been a nomad my entire adult life. I didn’t always drag a television from home to home (I only needed it to play DVDs anyway), but I always had a microwave oven.

Jul 22
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This is all strange to me also, but then I grew up very far from restaurants and takeout options. Just didn’t happen. My mother’s job was the home, and she was a devoted and determined cook (if not very adept). And I know a lot of things have changed but, yeah, our home wasn’t a democracy either. You ate what was Read more

Jul 22
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blue lives splatter

Jul 21
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People who walk around with food in their hands, eat while they are driving or cycling or doing anything other than sitting your butt down and eating: get your priorities straight.

Jul 21
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I just can’t get past the “To be read out loud” lol.

Jul 21
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I have never told anyone before, but I hate the taste of olive oil. And I have tried the fancy kind too. I don’t even put oils in food unless the recipe absolutely requires it. It ruins veggies or a salad by making everything greasy and, again, the taste :(

Jul 21
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Everyone knows it isn’t the original Tomatoface. The name has simply become synonymous with Serial Shitposter. I would think that you would understand that line of thinking.

Jul 21
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That weird dancer’s strut was straight out of some Charlie’s Angels/James Bond third of fourth ‘take’ Bullshit. When the dude suddenly appeared in front of her I was expecting some weird-ass, pre-rehearsed pas de deux to happen. Is any one else nauseous?

Jul 21
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She’s gonna get SO many daytime/latenight talk show gigs. This is messy AF.

Jul 21
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When I saw this earlier I knew it had to be a “shopped” photo. White women, you need to feel some embarrassment really. Wondering if the cops wanted to beat her or fuck her both. Both.

Jul 20
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When chefs become Uber Celebrities... sigh. Invite Celebrity at your own risk.

Jul 20
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OK, this is just nutz. How many sharp-eyed children were forced to somehow(??) get the coke inside of these beans? How did the traffickers plan on extracting the pretty crack from the beans upon delivery? It’s all kinda funny at first, but you can bet whomever had to put this Surprise Package together for some Read more

Jul 20
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I just came from the grocery. After queuing up, then reaching the plexiglass destination I saw the note that had been churned out from the store’s printer: “Please use exact change as.....” Read more

Jul 20
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I posit that all of this hyper-convenience has made the populace lazy, indifferent to the needs of others, entitled and intolerant. But it’s good that you see the milkshake glass half-full and that your fajitas are always covered with cheese, by golly.