Hey. Why has Mickey always had that Pot-Belly???

“The idea of a person who uses a drink or food as justification not to wear a mask at an amusement park seems selfish to the point....”

What confounds me is that these otherwise sensible people you mention still choose to vacay at Disney World instead of..... literally anywhere else.

I’m loving this new rule. Even a cow knows to stand still while eating or when chewing the cud. When I was in Europe I just didn’t see people walking around while eating. Maybe things have changed? I hope not; it makes us look batshit crazy, imo.

Our state fair has been cancelled too. I don’t know if we’ll have a butter cow: our butter cows haven’t been much to boast about for a decade now. Some people I know who have worked at the fair for years and STILL not been paid are wondering if they’ll finally be paid. Lol, not likely. Fair Grift, the gift that keeps…

I have been drinking skim so long (I really DO love it in a tall glass with ice and some sweetener), that even 2% is too heavy and rich for me. All the better when I allow myself to ‘indulge’ :D

Anyone else remember this particularly dreadful piece of dairy advice? https://jezebel.com/adults-should-not-be-drinking-milk-1685033047.

It’s just LOUD. That’s it. That’s all there is.

No onion! Not even a little cucumber? Huh, I am unable to eat fajitas tomatoes   without onion on them.

What a wonderful winter tradition. Our favorite home-made ice cream was Peppermint! I remember crushing the sticks for the recipe and it was a freakin’ labor of LOVE :D

If anything they feared the luscious tomato because it is so damn Sexaaay.

No no, there what a rally news briefing at the White House on Tuesday.

“My tomato plants are HUGE and have no fruits as of yet.”

So what do I say to include both?

Lol, yes and I tried to look up a decent beans ‘n fish recipe. There must be something out there :D

This guy, like, needs to unlearn the word “like” because after a while it’s, like, all that you hear. I’m guessing he does this in his stand-ups too.

You’d think a lot of those white people would want to cover that shit up. Just saying.

Now I’m getting terrifying images of shoot-outs in Walmart. Fuck, it could happen. We have all seen those Black Friday videos where people are beating each other for a Big-screen tv. Where’s the best place to hide in a Walmart when the bullets start flying???

The artist should be proud. So glad they chose a woman. Now I wonder how they will keep her safe because you know how people are.

Don’t over-think it, boys. Write down your other ‘brilliant’ ideas when you’re stoned, then submit them to the ‘circular file’ in the morning. How much $$ did you two even waste on this baloney?