Aide whispers: “The one you tried to have aborted”

“an actor of Lazenby’s stature”

Yea, I agree. Some people on here are real snobs about Subway and getting good sandwiches, though.

Agreed.

I’ve been craving a fresh sub sandwich from somewhere like (yes, yes, I know) Subway, Jimmy Johns, Jersey Mike’s (or, preferably, Penn Station or something slightly more local, like SSS).

The tortilla is made from scratch, so it’s both crispy and tender so you can break off a portion.  Sort of like the “triplelupa” from Taco Bell, but actually good.

Wow, I’m glad you’re alright! That sounds horrifying. I honestly didn’t know how bad the side effects could be when they first started covering it as a “remedy” for covid.

Get a plate without a ridge at the edge and just slowly push it into your mouth as you woodchipper it.

My assumption was that he has a stake in whatever company that makes it, is mad that it’s not a viable treatment, and is now saying he’s taking it so the rubes buy it.

Pho. Unlike pizza or something, it’s a food that doesn’t really work well for takeout/delivery.

$50 says he’s lying about taking it, just like he lies about everything else. 

Eh, in England, ‘cold, clammy sand’ is what you get on many beaches for much of the year. 

No, it’s a fine field.  I’m just mildly amused and slightly disturbed that an English major essentially just wrote “the senior-level Semantics class that me took.”

Unless you’re interested in where most middle-class millennial rebels (taking the red pill, humans are the virus, take down the system etc etc) got their call to arms quotes from then probably no.

*if* we assume that the Red Pill wakes a person up, then taking the pill without a team of socialists ready to give you the clothes off their backs when you have nothing is a possible death sentence. Bootstrap yourself out of that, goey pod dude!

All the blind dick sucking that Musk’s rabid fanbase does now makes a lot more sense.

everything bad in their life is someone else’s fault

Until reading this story I had no idea what Hal Sparks meant by this:

1 This looks like the pantry of every 24 year old male.

And dancing after too much beer is a lager-rythmic fucntion.