“But we’re living in a pandemic. Live a little.”

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

Some people think bats are a delicacy too...

Have you ever seen these giant hornets go about their business? Because I have, and I have to imagine that those hornets taste like justice:

CONSIDER PLANTS

I’m fine with eating insects, but no heads, wings, or legs thanks. I don’t like crab legs or shrimp with heads either so I’m consistent. 

Also, it’s gross. Also, just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean you should kill and eat them.

Great article!

NO. Just fucking no. I’m vegetarian 99% of the time, and eating bugs, especially when YOU COOK THEIR FACES, is just as horrifying to me as meat.

Also, it’s gross. Also, just because you don’t like them doesn’t mean you should kill and eat them.

TRUTH! My sister recently acquired a 3" oval scar on her upper arm from a caramel-making disaster made worse by thinking she could just leave it until it cooled.

Camo should be worn only by soldiers and while we’re on the subject motorcyle jackets should be worn only by motorcyclists. Both look really dumb on most people.

That’s the thing; they wail about “freedom,” but what they want is their servant class back. Waiters, hairdressers, nail techs, everything that they think they deserve just by gracing the world with their presence.

The round puffs are his, um, “leavings.”

Like a green veal.

You just inspired my dinner for tomorrow. Thank you!!

The force tastes like sugar.  Why isn’t that believable?

SNL has started doing it on YouTube. They call it “Behind the Sketch.” They’ve done one for Diner Lobster, Hobbit Office, and the Joker parody where it’s Oscar the Grouch.

It’s weird to read about Angel Olgert on Jez in a positive light.  I don’t want to see the thirst trap though and I’m glad it didn’t load for me!

He looks like a shaved ferret.