Truth! MORE bugs in my beans & rice please! Dairy is freakin’ expensive.

Bugs eat each other, though. As do humans :(

You would really rather eat people? Sure, if we go all Apocalypse, humans are bigger, slower, dumber: easy to catch, kill & roast than the equivalent pounds/calories per bug.  But I think I’d rather eat a NYC rat rather than a human: I’ve never met a common Rattus norvegicus that voted for Trump.

And if the Swedish are right, lard is Very Delicious.

Haha! But there are TWO BOIZ and one cup

I’m laughing (but just barely cause I’m poe AF)

I actually Googled for this. It’s a mess.

Yeah. I caught shit for pointing that out, but it might as well be the freaking TITLE of the ad. I just came from West Africa. Now I am here - at your American Safe House - because I NEED A COFFEE Fix. The West African Coffee Mafia is close behind. Lock the door! (and btw - where is your husband;)

I have never believed this. The ‘creme filling’ is garbage (yet somehow complements the choco). Nor have I seen anyone do this. Anyone willing to bust up a chocolate biscuit like that doesn’t deserve their ‘cookies’.

This explains it, pretty much yeah.

Ditto. Dude just wants a cuppa.

“Of course, as we noted earlier, one-third of the world already eats insects on a daily basis;...”

Yeah, this guy works on a coffee farm for pennies but can’t get a taste, lol. I know what you are referring to. Is White Dude an activist? Has he been denying himself coffee for political reasons?

Hahahahaaa! There is nothing subtle about this one. Except the product should a Fidgesicle, not a Oreo.

Sorry. I couldn’t get past “It’s a long way from West Africa. Ah, Caahhffee.”

10,733 days. Is this an anniversary? Happy ANY Anniversary!

YES! The sweetness can be so amazing when combined with savory/hot spices. Thanks!

Ooooo. Now I’m trying to figure out how to make a Pumpkin Crust!!

Awesome. Thanks for deats. lol :D

I just gained 2 lbs reading this and I LOVE IT!