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When I was 11 I was invited to a slumber party. The next morning we did a group photo. I was somewhere in the middle. Without any warning, the family’s German Shepard strolled over then snapped hard at my face. Could have taken my eye out or worse. Yeah, it was my fault for sitting there, minding my own business. Some

He certainly is swole. But is he doing this for a part? If so, it must be for ‘The Villain’ because he looks scary and unapproachable. I’d like to say “Hey, SMILE more, sweetie!”

As in an ‘accidental’ drowning?

I would not be able to eat Maggot Cheese. Not only is it full of maggots but, traditionally, on does not eat it unless the maggots are still moving D: D:

Sorry. You are correct. He is a chicken man, for sure.

Gotta agree. He has a tantilyzing physical presence, but - yeah - “watery” over-all. He just sounds like any other white boy whose background vocals might or might not be 1 Direction.

I’m too lazy to Google. Was he the lead in the movie? I’ll check it out if he has a substantial enough presence in it.

Lol.

Seriously. When I open a pre-made meal, I have no idea what’s really in there. A buggy casserole likely wouldn’t look much different that the bug-free kind. And, hey; No Pesticides! :D

I would eat bugs. In fact, I would like to eat bugs. If I knew someone versed in the art of bug cookery, I would be knocking on their door (cause I’m sure I would be as hopeless cooking bugs as everything else). After seeing a couple of slaughterhouses, bugs are no more gross to me than a bloody, dripping carcass.

The whole debate is pointless. It’s everyone’s fault or it’s no one’. It’s the Human Condition. We fuck up everything we touch. We are stupid and self-destructive. And since we are scurrying for survival we can’t be bothered to see if anyone is in the way.

Well, I “don’t know her.” Chances are he won’t either in a few more years.

Which means that of the 20 self-driving delivery cars, there will actually be one dangerously underweight guy on a Razor carrying 50 lbs. of groceries in his backpack to our doors. In a blizzard.

Lol, “HumanAbyss” is so hungry to be ungreyed, he would - literally - eat a bag of dicks.

Hemsworth was born that way.

“A meal.”

The not so secret, secret sauce.

Oh. My. God. Take that back!!!

Emily who?

You must have a strange definition of healthy.  Because you can ‘shop’ the shit out of any body. Good luck with that Tinder photo,  lol.