But it’s not the 50's anymore. Everybody knows tobacco is awful for you by now and the tobacco companies no longer pretend their product isn’t harmful, that isn’t a defense anymore. It’s Gwynn’s own fault for continuing to chew after the first SEVERAL health issues...and I'm a smoker. When did personal responsibility…

did Tony know Tobacco use could cause cancer? Yes. Do chew cans have warnings? Yes. Not sure how they would be liable/should be liable.

That made me see red. When dealing with guns the rule is “Are you actively planning to shoot something/someone or in the process of cleaning the weapon? No? Then the gun is in a secured, locked box and ammunition is in a different secured locked box”. It really is not that hard. If you own a gun then it should be out…

So much funny in four paragraphs. “whose palette contains thousands of years of mystic tradition...” Written like a true mystic. A 13-year-old mystic with a spiral notebook and a sparkle gel pen.

Bullshit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.

They didn’t release the younger son’s name so I don’t think we can rule out that it’s “Ted Cruz” yet.

None. And I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

If they would just bring Erwin Rommel up from AAA they might be able to win in the desert.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

Holy shit, those were the ones.

I loved those old Hall of Shame books, with the zany cariacatures on the covers.

We’re gonna get flooded with all these Cuban cigars and there will be a whole cigar renaissance

Gotcha. But I doubt the high-volume processing of anchovies is any more (or less) gross than any other high-volume meat processing. I wouldn’t want to be on the killing floor of a beef slaughterhouse, and I’m not even particularly squeamish! Naw, I’ll eat my hot dogs and and remain blissfully ignorant as to how they…

If you put them on a pizza, put them on raw! To be clear, wait until your pizza is finished cooking and then put the anchovies, straight from the tin or jar (but really, jar) directly onto your slice. Anchovies, particularly low-quality ones, tend to get a bit bitter or acrid when half-cooked onto something. They’re…

Bill Murray the mime looks even more depressed than Bill Murray the Xavier fan.

Thanks for your input, Randy.