Thanks, Champ.

Yeah, I get the impression that Huckabee is less than truthful a lot of the time.

Look at that dipshit Trump. What a fucking moron. And, his hands are too small to reach. Everyone else has a good grip, but little hands is struggling to hold on ... literally (pictured) and figuratively (everywhere else).

“We’re still finding out a lot we didn’t know.”

Hug a root, Sessions. You’re such a fuckwad.

Amen.

I hereby submit that going forward we refer to this man as “Convict Joe Arpaio.” That is, after all, his most recently held title.

Same. Well, that and the fact that pot is fricking AWESOME!

Holy shit, can you imagine the assholes at the Ingraham Book party? Fuckin’ cocktail party in Hell.

Sweet NRA hat. I guess the good news is this guy didn’t open fire on the bus.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Maybe those Flying Spaghetti Monster folks aren’t too far off.

No. It’s actually an old Saturday Night Live skit. Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curtain.

My immediate reaction to her letter: “Jane, you ignorant slut ...”

Interesting.

Negroes? Who are you, the ghost of Lyndon Johnson?

Next time you’re at a game, watch how many fans can’t be bothered to stop purchasing a beer, going to the restroom, finding their seat, etc. to pause and stand for the National Anthem.

Heavy eyelid, low-grade duck face, Quackenbush — the jokes almost write themselves.

Strong.

GodDAMN! That’s a tiny finger.