Like “ did you know the earth isn’t flat?”

Plus, Skeletor’s tweets would obviously be way better.

“We’re still finding out a lot we didn’t know.”

“I could write a BOOK about the things that you don’t know!”

I guess it’s more fun to talk big and pretend to be taking on the WaPo than to actually sue and get smacked down.

C’mon Roy, don’t be such a wuss, do it! We all know you have nothing to hide! 😂😂😂

The shiniest star of Fox News doesn’t understand what consent means? I’m SHOCKED.

ANTHONY WEINER IS IN FUCKING PRISON

I hope that’s a direction they do go, since his crimes led to him resigning from Congress, dropping out of the NYC mayoral race and now serving a 21-month prison sentence. Really, I couldn’t hope for better for ol’ Judge Roy.

If you can stomach it, this Politico piece on how Trump’s base in PA feels about him now is worth reading just to illustrate how disconnected from reality these people are. It’s worse than even the caricatures of them suggest. There are plenty of jaw-dropping passages, but this one jumped out at me.

Man, I can’t find it now but someone posted a tweet with a list of NRA talking points after a mass shooting. Number two was to argue about the definition of assault rifle. Checks out.

So you argue semantics because it’s the strongest case you have?

It concerns me that you have no idea of the commonly accepted definition of assault rifle.

I think the Papadopoulos revelation really caught them off guard. They were prepared for Manafort and had their bullshit cover story prepared. But once they found out that GP had pleaded guilty and was working with investigators, something no one seemed to see coming, I’m sure they totally shit their pants.

There’s no two ways about it, Betsy DeVos is completely evil, much more so than Trump.

At least you know for sure you could find a prostitute or two there.

Kelly himself confirmed Wilson’s account, so go ahead and shove “obvious setup” right back up your ass.

In case you didn’t get all the facts from Fox News, Wilson was on the call because she was with the family in a car on the way to greet the arriving remains. Trump called, and the call was put on speaker so the whole family could hear. Wilson also heard.

I was imagining the same thing. Jesus, what a horrorshow that must have been. Particularly as a woman. I’d rather gouge my own eyes out with a fork.