Speaking of which, I’ve never seen a Grown Ups movie, and I’m not a big Sandler fan (though I really want to see Uncut Gems) but this was genius.

The squirrel population is way outta control in a lot of places anyway, fuck those furry little bastards.

Vaping THC for a while now, it’s fine as long as it’s not some asshole from china lacing it with Vitamin 12a or whatever.

The mythical upper-decker.

There isn’t a single location in England and Scotland where they could open and not face as much, if not more resistance - the LGBTQI pride and rights movement in the UK is not what is is in America.

Why would they? Its just training and experience. That's like expecting most mechanics to have better hearing, and that better hearing has something to do with diagnosing an engine by sound. 

I fucking hate how accurate you are.

The first time I clanked my mug of tea against the helmet’s (nonfunctioning) microphone

oof. Imagine 250k houses running on individual generators.

I deliver for somewhere that offers free packets of parm cheese and red peppers. One pack is enough to cover 3-4 slices of pizza quite amply. We get customers who order 20 packs of each for a 8 slice pizza. So I enforce my own limits. At most, I’ll give you 4 packs per pizza. The more outrageous your request over…

As the former CEO of a lawn dart startup I feel his pain.

I think the point is to just eat much less meat. You don’t need to cut it out all but we, as a society, need to drastically cut back. Too many Western diets have meat as a staple of EVERY meal and too many people live under the misconception that meat is the only reliable source of protein and other vital nutrients,…

I think it’s been pretty well established that you can raise children vegetarian and they’ll be just fine as long as you’re feeding them the right healthy foods. And look at the rest of the world: there are plenty of places where large groups of people eat little or no meat, presumably all their lives.

Things such as oysters, various insects, fish, and mycoprotein can provide the necessary nutrients needed without the land and energy input needed for raising cattle.  

And pets, especially cats need meat.

I love a good sultry piece of banana bread...

I only have one food hack like this and it’s not even that bad, and probably adds less than 2 seconds to the prep time. Even then, I feel bad about it so I rarely order it.

When I was 12 my parents went out for the night and left me and my 6-year old brother with a babysitter. She was very nice, maybe early 20s, and we’d had her before so we were quite happy. I think her name was Lauren. My parents weren’t coming back that night so they’d made up the guest bedroom for Lauren to stay the…