the focus and topic of the drive through dialogue is so narrow

Not insulting... just suggesting something to accompany. Ya know, like always serve saltines with Vienna sausages. I’m Martha Stewart of junk food parings. It’s a salty thing. 

How dare you insult Chicken in a Biscuit.

Needs cheese in a can. That’s the only artificial flavor strong enough for “Chicken in a Biscuit”.

Can you tell a Popeye’s from a Jack in the Box by the stain?

My sister used to get ham and olives only. No condiments, no cheese, no other veggies and always on white bread.

No. Far as I know in NY there’s no restriction on minors entering bars or any place with a liquor license. There isn’t a distinction between the license or business class of your average sit down restaurant and your typical gin mill. When I was a teen we used to go to this one dive bar around the block from a concert…

If they had just one Buffalo wing giveaway cross-promotion during their existence, they could have pointed to “Red Bull gives you wings” as a reference to that old promo and claim that “you” is the general you / the public rather than you individually.

It’s not really about healthy though when it comes to these types of things. A KFC chicken nugget is not going to be healthy with meat nor is it going to be healthy with this. 

Man, you read like Gay Talese.  

Sounds about right. Even tiny modern apartments have really nice appliances because they have to justify charging 50% more rent than tiny older apartments. (I had to find a new apartment recently, can you tell?)

Fast food stores can sell food that its illegal for grocery stores to sell? Fast food food isn’t controlled by the FDA? Man, glad I don’t eat that shit unless I’m on the road or very drunk.

Chik Fil A is for homophobes, Popeyes is for people who like Chicken. Chipotle, by virtue of the cheapest thing on the menu being…

I’m a Link Diet man, myself: I don’t eat food, I just drink random potions I buy from old ladies in caves.

I’m on the 16-bit diet, where I only eat food I find on the ground. I tried Atkins and Keto but they lacked the cardio from fighting off street walkers and gangers.

Can’t you buy an impossible burger <commercial announcer voice> “In your grocer’s freezer?”

I think that might be a ‘your neighborhood in your town thing’ about the clientele. BK, McD, Wendy’s and Arby’s all feed the same population of derelicts, diabetics roadtrippers and exhausted parents.  Any variation is probably…

I’ve never been in a Burger King that wasn’t falling apart. It’s like they exclusively franchise to ‘80s slumlord stereotypes.

Yeah, I think they don’t necessarily lose the chicken but I have several friends who stay away because the combination of extra spice and extra grease leaves them in the bathroom most of the next day. They still can’t stay away for more than a couple months though because it is good.

I think the problem with Popeye’s is that, anecdotally, it causes about 20-30% of its customers to have the runs. The extra breading really holds in that oil.

Chick-Fil-A is the one fast food mobile ordering app I will use consistently because of how seamless it makes the experience. Combine this with a turbo-process two lane drive through with plenty of staffing (5+ people walking around taking orders in the drive through line during lunch), and I have yet to encounter a…

Sadly, the kitchen area of most Burger Kings probably won’t look much better than the bathroom. It’s been a long time that Ive seen a BK kitchen that didn’t make me shudder. Dishonorable mention in this category to most Taco Bells as well.