Didn't want should have asked for the entree comped instead of desert.  What, they can't remember what you ordered, but they are supposed to be mentalists?  Perhaps they prefer not to discuss comping if it can be avoided, because some greedy patron might want the whole party comped. 

There are a lot of practical applications of science that only government entities are selfless enough, creative enough to design, that require the long view rather than being about mere profit.  Nuclear weapons for example.

Alabama is a horrible place where 80F might as well be 100F, and insects that look like flies, land on your arm and chew a round hole in your skin and if you pinch them hard, they just fly away, and if you lay down on the ground for a minute, you will probably get a hundred ant bites. The appearance of natural beauty…

Perhaps they can use the recently revealed, younger, Harriet Tubman image:

Periodically, it has been popular. It was quite a craze in 2010. Sometimes it is a diet, and sometimes it is a sort of chic fashion related thing. For example, if teens use a pacifier (which started as something to bite on for ecstasy,) or lollipop, then maybe baby food completes them.

While not into the whole adult baby food scene, I would like to point out that Gerber Sweet potato puffs, First Finger food in a plastic can, is sort of like a cereal/tiny chips and only 150 calories for the whole container, plus contains 10% of the daily allotment of a few vitamins! The taste is somehow blunted and…

No, I can’t confirm this is parody. And keep your figs covered with a leaf, lest they be bashed by angry feminists, for it is a cruel world we live in.

An analogous situation is that many Americans would rather have Italian food with tomato sauce not with fresh, authentically Italian tomatoes. Attempts have been made simply to color ketchup with some different artificial coloring and none have been similarly successful.

What if Dems after all that has transpired, yet again fail to choose a nominee for whom all of the larger factions of the Democratic Party can unite?  Trump is not an ideal, unifying Candidate or President.  You Democrats need to take responsibility for failing to choose a successor as unifying as President Obama,…

The archeological record shows people were drinking in 7000 BC.  Reactions to women drinking could be an evolved trait of the species.  Scientists might confirm or disprove that with further experiments to see what the attitude of young children is if they encounter a woman holding a cup who smells like alcohol.  …

Of course, it is absolutely impossible to pick up this complex police “Seat Belt Maneuver anywhere except in official Academy training like this teens do: 

Don Jr. was also threatening to take the Fifth. Probably he can no longer take the Fifth legally, on topics he already testified on.

The story needs to be updated to reflect that the woman was reportedly not pregnant and her pregnancy a lie or delusion.

Tasers would not go through body armor. Some really tough people can just shake off a taser hit. The older, less powerful models were much less effective.  I know someone who shook off a hit from an old one.

Tasers are a one shot weapon. This woman would not be able to use it against the officer, unless it had not already been fired.

Trump would go, but not as much of the furnishings and equipment in the space capsules they make these days, are gold plated.

The only good part is the curd.  Calling that scum on the top of the cottage cheese tub, “Cream” is... is... well, it’s just not right!

Unlike coffee, the caffeine content of energy drinks is not always just the natural content of a coffee bean.  The problem then, is what if some energy drink maker accidently dumps one hundred times too much caffeine into the vat?  I am sure that almost never happens, but I am also sure it does happen.  

Bipolar is about beginnings, about starting new things every time mania, begins, and often about ending work on careers that have just begun and starting over for no particular reason.  Mania lends focus, but not always talent.  I knew someone who could be conversational in a language in an absurdly short time, and…

It's gonna be difficult to fire public employees for smiling inappropriately.