I don't think the DC Metro worker can be fired solely over this incident.  The consequences are being exaggerated.  

Most likely AG Barr told Giuliani he had dibs on investigating Biden's lazy, greedy son.

The objective seems to be to remove a perceived incentive for undocumented persons to have “Anchor babies.” Subsidized housing eligibility would then not be available to them.  

Banks in lower income neighborhoods would lose the most accounts, were the “Post Office” idea adopted. Loans local banks make are a multiple of their customer’s deposits. 

Broke and Broken’s best bet is to make his employment as a Chef conditional on some primetime hours as a server, or doing double duty. Some nonunion employers would jump at having this flexibility. Yes, all things being equal, beautiful people get first dibs on these jobs.  But, it is possible for somebody doing more…

Microtransactions are a rapidly growing part of the economy, not just in gaming. A lot of people are and will be employed by companies that earn the bulk of their revenue in this way. It might be better to require games to make children interact with some educational material, and begin to understand the economics.…

The bright side is that there aren't very many candidates who are as bad as Hillary at campaigning.  "Let the Hunger Games begin!"

Bezos just needs more distance from his Ex.

Gawker would have liked him.  It's really a more important gauge of moral rectitude if the campaign is paying everyone who is really a staffer rather than calling them unpaid interns.  I mean, hypothetically, would it be fair to burn one candidate on health insurance while others are making people do the same job…

If this "Strike" resulted in Surge pricing and Uber was able to meet demand for rides during the rally, then Uber actually makes more money.

Taxi drivers have good reason to regard Uber drivers as unfair competition or scabs. But, anything increasing Uber's ride prices is good for cabbies.

He also screwed over Miss Columbia, snatching back her tear stained, Tierra.  

HBO is missing an opportunity for a spin-off involving visitors to the GoT from our reality.

But, was the college student drinking at the same bar?

If she really did marry her brother to get him a green card, and it could be proven, perhaps Ilhan might be deported, eventually.  

Trump built extremely expensive casinos with very high operating costs at times when the locations were oversaturated with new or renovated casino properties and Tribal casino business grew rapidly. They were not very busy and hemorrhaged cash.

Executive Privilege is established in law.  Where is the Constitutional crisis?  McGahn may have to testify, because the President let him cooperate with Mueller, possibly waiving Privilege.  Or perhaps Courts will decide otherwise, and results could be years away.  The show in the House is in no way impeded. …

As Iguanas often carry Salmonella, perhaps the charges could be upgraded to attack with a biological weapon. It is possible that the customer thought the restaurant was one of those places where they might cook BYO meats.

Give a child a big supersoaker and tall chef’s hat and assign her to guard the perimeter.

The acrobatic moves are dangerous. The ladies should probably practice with a bicycle helmet and a wooden dance floor wthout a slab under it, as the most common fatalities seem to be men banging their partner’s head on the dance floor.