More like CAMEalot amirite?? (sorry)

Well hell, the Stanford guy was caught in the act and chased down and he got six months. I really don’t think there’s a situation where it’s “rapey enough” for the authorities.

Have you read Asking For It, by Kate Harding? It’s incredibly maddening and heartbreaking, but also a very thoughtful, well-researched, and well-written look at rape culture. Harding goes into detail on why police and/or prosecutors often decline to proceed with cases.

My rapist admitted it to police the night of, he didn’t call it rape but admitted I couldn’t consent. I went to the hospital that night and documented all my injuries. He admitted to me in a text that he would plead guilty if I ever pressed charges. That wasn't enough for a Hennepin County prosecutor. I wonder if it's…

I dated some dumbasses when I was her age too. She’ll hopefully grow out of it.

Is she obligated by contract to stay with him? Does he have any redeeming qualities? I cannot see any rhyme or reason for her attraction to him.

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”

I want to tell Dolly all my problems and then have her sing Joline to me!

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

I think she has a stunt double for winking

Maybe she’s afraid she’ll be asked 34 questions about the movie Titanic (and doesn’t want to be associated with the notion of a sure thing being sunk by something unexpected)?

SHE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU OKAY?

I feel like the active and notoriously unforgiving commentariat is definitely a factor in not giving an interview to Jezebel. I know I would advise a client to not interview with Jezebel unless they were prepared for a full autopsy in the gallery of the comments. Sometimes this picking apart is entirely fair.…

We should probably re-visit this every week with updated images, just to make sure we’ve got a good handle on the situation.

What blows my mind here is that if this idiot had just said “I got too drunk and peed in a gas station, guys. Sorry – but look how ripped I am!” it would have been over. Because Ryan Lochte is rich, white, attractive, and talented.

Shouldn’t it be Y chromosome-tainted?

According to a friend of mine who goes there, he’s also banned from St Andrew’s campus because they kept catching him with underage freshmen

i do think he’s much more self deprecating / sardonic than people realize he’s being, and his sarcastic/dry sense of humour makes him look more assholery, but he’s also an asshole... so my guess it’s a little column a, a little column b.

Def not down with the title “Botched by Nature”; people with congenital or other disorders are not fried eggs where the yolk broke. Jesus. They’re people, doing their thing like everyone does.

Sigh.