So, he basically rid himself of his only distinguishing feature and now just like an average guy on the street.

Soko and Swan girl are AMAZING. Like, if you can’t have fun going to shit like this why bothhhhher? Also Jane Birkin. She looks kinda like a drunk Charlie Chaplin and I FUCKIN LOVE IT.

hey, you know who that cat like almost exactly like?

I didn’t at first. But he’s grown on me. And he seems quite charming in interviews.

You’re doing Gods work here, Masshole!

Chiming in here as a medical professional who also runs a sex shop:

I have blackmailed my 22 year old daughter by saying she cannot get a single tattoo until she’s paying her own health insurance. She just signed up for Obamacare, y’all. I pray that she doesn’t start with any tat above her collarbone. No neck, no nape, no face. Eeesh.

I was looking and thought it was a weird mole at first until I realize that was the tattoo. It’s rather discreet for a face tattoo or it’s the lighting.

How big was that burrito? I'm having chicken tacos.

Emphatically, no. I don’t see the draw in tequila flavored anything. I don’t see the appeal of eating gold that actually tastes like nothing.

Ginger-jalapeño? Esophagus says no. I’ll take a honey crueller and donate 150 bucks to charity myself.

The worst part is it’s called a Patronut.

Never mind the foil, it’s rose petal-ginger-jalapeno-tequila flavored. That’s like a taste of something coming back up. So, no.

Hold up, I got a better one:

Yes, the cat and Rihanna both have eyes.

They might have taken off their seatbelts to you know. Try and escape the car?

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

• Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are...having issues. And they may involve...Jennifer Lawrence.

I can’t wait to start binge-watching this! Titus is in a relationship? Tell me it’s with that hunky construction worker from season 1!

This is fucking horrible.