So I only skimmed this but what I’m hearing is that we need to waterboard Trump?

• Justin Bieber has already started planning his funeral.

ah they’re alright, the cave was decent, and sigh no more which I’m pretty sure I heard on being human which ties in with Aiden Turner which maybe means I win Jezebel for tonight :P

I read the Mumford and Sons response to this on Facebook and was like holy fuck how did I miss this, good reaction from them but such a terrible thing to happen.

This makes me want to go watch Being Human, I mean holy fuck is Aiden Turner hot and I would like more of him in a frock coat but Poldark kind of bores me and the accents are offensively wrong.

I really thought this was a fantastic piece on a difficult topic x

I think it’s like one tiny place in America (near Boston maybe?) where the accent hasn’t changed so much, if you listen to readings of Shakespeare with an approximation of the accent at the time it sort of sounds like someone from the westcountry trying to do an American accent

What? Are we supposed to pretend she’s a virgin? That was the other Queen Elizabeth.

What is the point of being choosy with your tomatoes if you’re just going to smother them in mayo? What you need is to rub your bread with a garlic clove (maybe toast that bitch) and add a little olive oil, keep mayo for sandwiches that are already terrible like egg and tuna.

Hey look, my Mother finally worked out how to use email.

Ugh, I don’t think that’s what Jesus would do...

People I know divide pretty neatly into people who love mayo and people who fucking loathe it. I’m suspicious of the former.

Jesus, that was hard to even read. I can’t imagine what it was like to go through.

what the fucking fuck you fuck

More interested in when she changes her hair again, that is the Calvin Harris of hairstyles.

I want to like this song because it’s just so apt.

Sure someone’s mentioned it but Aubrey?

Cosplayers.

That is the great British public all over. And the internet. Don’t let twitter name your shit.

Yes! Mostly because people were complaining and I wanted them to shut up but the point still stands.