Shame she didn’t get round to it sooner. I don’t know if it’s ‘self-defense’ but it’s also hard to argue she did much wrong.

Thank you

So what is monkey bread? Is it like a cinnamon bun? Or bread and butter pudding?

I love creme eggs but no.

Sophie Turner looks amazing. I don’t normally rate her but damn.

Alicia Vikander, maybe without that weird parachute hemline.

Well so far things are offensively tedious.

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Damn. I am so fine with him never wearing a shirt. Who are we to police his clothing choices?

Lie back and think of England...

Planet Earth: How many of these do I have to make before you start worrying about climate change?

Ugh.

Just thinking about a girl I used to know who was this kind of attention seeking crazy. Pissed me off that the guys always fell for it.

So lazy diet tips. Give half of everything you’re eating to your dog.

four?

OMG yes

Can we talk about how irritating War and Peace is? Like fuck Natasha and why is everyone such a dick to Sonya?

Well talking about how much you earn is a bit vulgar. Guess she could have just meant that.

I wouldn’t say all the time. I know 0 St.John’s from my 25 years in the UK, it’s not exactly a common name.

Well if they were going to make it a stupid name they could have made it a pun.