ok but can we talk about engagement photos?

What? No standing in front of a old brick wall, ten feet from each other, or walking on the train tracks holding hands while the photographer takes pictures of your back?

There’s something dubious about that story, because getting a pet in and out of Britain is notoriously difficult and involves quarantine.

“another customer requested that their flight attendants sing Christmas carols for the duration of the flight”

Is it the 18th or 19th? You keep swapping back and forth.

““White people, I invite you to look upon our example and steal it,” she says. “It’s called appropriating, and it should be easy for you because you do it all the time. So while you’re busy appropriating our music and our fashion and our big fat booties, try appropriating our common sense.””

That’ll burn your eyebrows off. Strong stuff.

Dutch cheese oven

Go to a liquor store and get a box used to ship bottles. The dividers are the perfect size for paper towel wrapped ornaments. When I was a kid and my parents sent me into the attic for Xmas decorations I didn’t have to look around. It was the box marked “Beefeater”.

Speaking of paper and trainwrecks.

I’m fully convinced that:

He was her husband for like 10 minutes (or two decades same thing.) We have no reason to care about him.

Also, “Ni”. The only other time I’ve ever seen that as a word was in The Holy Grail, i.e. the nights who say

“hetflix” is a great typo. could do one of two ways:

As long as they stick with Matt Smith’s ass I am fine with this. Heck, they could even figure out a way to work in Matthew Goode’s too.

If you’re in Chicago during the holiday season, be sure to check out The Ruffians’ annual production of Burning Bluebeard, which tells the tragic story of Chicago’s Iroquois Theater Fire that occurred on December 30th, 1903. It’s a really chilling, cool piece of theater.

And the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire, responsible for starting the workers/labor movement:

Hey, Stanley!

And it’s coming up on the 15th anniversary of the Station nightclub fire just south of Boston in Rhode Island.