So good. So very, very good. Thanks for the laugh. “Gypsy Hooker”, indeed!

Those faux images appear (to me at least) to be nothing more than “photo-ops” arranged by incompetent and uncaring staff. I just cannot bring myself to visualize her and her most-odd spouse doing “anything Christmassy” ever!

I’m surprised “covfefe” didn’t trend!

Guess who the bogey man lurking behind the tree at the end of the hall is?

GAAAAAAH! This is what you’d see in, like, a Cult of Christmas movie.

I love the English monarchy because it’s a shit show that we Americans don’t have to pay for.

“We don’t have royalty in America!” declares scion of political dynasty.

I’m an American! We don’t have royalty in this country. We have lots of love. Sometimes we have to search to find it, but I’m an American. So this fascination with royalty, which is anathema to what our democracy is all about, has always boggled my mind a little bit

“Fun” fact: Austria was super duper happy to be integrated and gleichgeschaltet.

It’s a great stocking stuffer! It’s not living forever you want, it’s dying easily and painlessly. Fill out those advanced directives, people, the forms are available for free on the interwebs. They’ll walk you right through it. It’s not just a gift for you but for your loved ones, don’t make them decide if your…

It’s going to be like postwar Germany, where basically zero people supported the Nazis during their rise to power.

I was honestly surprised that the Nazi article wasn’t paired with articles in the style section on what tie and shirt (aside from Hugo Boss) goes with a Swastika.

Instead of human seat fillers they’ve now gone with wax dummies? That sounds a bit more complicated to pull off for the camera, but clearly they managed this time.

Tracee also had this look:

I would like to thank Demi for giving us this gif which I will be using for years to come.

The Apostolic Signatura has no standing or influence in any court in the United States, so good luck with that.

This is nonsense. The Kochs have spent a billion dollars up and down ballots in order to ensure they and a few friends get a series of unneeded and draconian tax cuts that ensure no woman, racial minority, or poor person will ever have a social safety net again if they were to pass permanently. They advocate for…

They’re not cut entirely out of the same cloth, but they’ve funded plenty of shitty anti-choice groups, including the Concerned Women for America.

I am adding it to my list of life goals to be a Surprise Woman.