“He knew what he was signing up for.”

I’m not familiar with this guy but based on the above picture he is not even the sexiest man ive seen today (and it’s only 8:30)

• Megyn Kelly hugged Joe Biden and cut to commercial.

In a world with MAHERSHALA ALI?

me rn

Megyn Kelly’s true self peaked out underneath all that new branding.

Uncle Joe Never Forgets:

Blake Shelton is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2017

And, really, Christopher Plummer - who’s great in everything he does -  is perfect casting to play J. Paul Getty. This movie will be IMPROVED by the casting change.

“Chipotle says it wasn’t their food. I asked them again. You can only ask so many times. And I believe, I really believe that when they tell me that they mean it.”

Love is patient; love is kind; love for Chipotle will eventually kill your ass.

At my office in midtown NYC, we have started to notice that these great little alternatives to Chipotle are starting to pop up near them: small little places on a not so busy side street, that have a lot of the same options as Chipotle, but are family owned with fresher, better ingredients, at better prices. They are…

How about some ladyfingers?

Send her some finger foods.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Forget this mess and just import Geordie Shore over from England. America doesn’t know what it’s missing.

If that isn’t enough to dislike him, that horrific jean jacket certainly is.

I don’t give anyone over the age of 12 candy. You’re some high schooler demanding candy for wearing your fucking letterman’s jacket? “Try harder next year.” *slam*

Promises to be a classy anthropological and sociological study filmed as documentary cinema verite, no?