Here is something that has worked for me:

It worked for Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump! Two great grifts that go great together.

My husband travels a ton for work so we have approx. 1 trillion frequent flyer miles. When we are frequently flying a frequent menu item in business class is salmon. 

Do you get preferential treatment if you bring your own ghost as the +1?

It’s been at least two decades since I’ve been around people who did hard drugs so forgive my ignorance: what is the drug that makes you grind your teeth and assume a rictus grin? Cocaine? 

You mean “kadooz” to you, a la Ramona Singer.

I’ll give you 50/50 odds that Eric is locked in a car somewhere as I type this.

Not Tante, Mutti (Mommy.)

Google has a substantial presence here already, I don’t know how many people but I know they lease and own a lot of real estate. There is no noticeable tech bro-ishness, and I don’t think 25,000 Amazonians over 10 years is going to change anything.

But he still, even with facial hair, looks like he’s 12 years old. I wouldn’t mind looking a little younger but I wouldn’t want to look prepubescent.

Oh I’d put him to good use.

Huzzah!

David Soul

The Rothkos! Amazing. I’m a huge fan but seeing them arranged like that is pretty amusing, and I don’t know why.

Maybe the photo was taken someone crouching in the fridge on the other side of that wall.

I would go if I were within 1,000 miles of Florida, because I love free meals, Big Lots, and TJ Maxx. I am trash but I am proud trash.

If Trump says a bad word about Manafort he’s only one Novichok-dipped KFC chicken breast away from death’s sweet release. Same with Manafort: I’d take life in prison at some Club Fed over worrying every waking moment that the polonium-tipped umbrella was headed my way.

“If Boy George went to Malawi to adopt/purchase children, what would he wear? That’s the look I want.”

I can’t remember, and I used to watch Cash Cab a lot and see quite a bit of this guy? Was it possible to lose it all? I almost think he didn’t get any cash out of it either.

I have an even sadder story. A friend of mine got into the cash cab, they filmed an episode, and THEY NEVER AIRED IT. This was years ago and I’m sure he still talks about it. His bitterness remains unabated.