Ignore that, it doesn’t disrupt anything!

Oh, very much longer. Very, very much. So much so, that the next year, I deployed a Hostess Cupcake Easy Bake to save time. Didn’t save hardly anything. Had to pry that one open, too.

Hope you believe the same about people that “need” alcohol or Rx to “soothe their nerves.”

It’s definitely not, nor is it intended to be, helpful. But it’s largely inconsequential beyond the acknowledgment that as we get closer to this whole thing starting in earnest, a lot of people are not sure how they feel about the options available. Similar to the Buttigieg bump (which I’ve been predicting would…

I once did an Easy Bake Oven Thanksgiving, complete with green bean casserole, powdered mashed potatoes, stuffing and mini-marshmallowed yams, just to see if I could. Turns out, you can. It’s not delicious, it takes forever with one lightbulb and you may have to pry the back off your oven to release whatever gets…

Ya, unsurprisingly its mostly Mark Penn who keeps putting this in the media. 

He’s not just staring. He’s attempting a mind meld.

Staring at a wall is Jared’s favorite hobby, so this makes perfect sense. 

Dear National Democrats/Idiots/“Friends of Hillary”

Do both and you can be President.

Anna’s biggest mistake was that she bilked rich people instead of poor ones. If she’d bilked poor folks, she’d be the toast of Wall Street right now. 

This will never stop being infuriating to me, and because now they feel “attacked” (largest eye-roll in history) I won’t be surprised if that fucked up 53% figure will end up being even higher next year. We have to do better, but I haven’t found a solid way to reach any of these women, even in my own family. The two…

That child won the ‘Side-eye of the Year”

I suspect it's simply that she shoots her scenes for several of these assembly line Marvel movies, and when the films come out about 3 years later (after being thouroughly CGI’d), who can remember one from the next? 

If somebody came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, I might take better notice.

To be fair to poor Gwyneth, it’s not as if they shared any scenes together. Perhaps if he came out with a line of Winter Soldier vag eggs, she might take better notice.

The presentations and reactions are downright amateur. My favorite from a few years ago was a woman walking with a pitcher of lemonade and six full glasses on a tray and it starts “Has this ever happened to you?” A phone rings and she throws pitcher, glasses and all up in the air like someone had shot her in the back.…

This right here is the basis for a great B movie.

“MY GOD JAN, JUST LET GO OF THE STRAPAMATIC SLICER AND DICER, IT’S WHAT’S DRAWING THE HORDE TO US!”

“BUT BILL, IT SLICES AND DICES IN HALF THE TIME! THEY CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD BLuUGUGUGGUGUUGugggghhhh”

“OH GOD, THEY’RE TEARING HER APART AND USING THE RON JEREMY…

Another great cleaning product: The Jizzle

BUT WAIT, THERE’S EVEN MORE!