The funny thing is, my mom loves NCIS and he guests on there, and she calls me EVERY time to confide that she feels like she’s betraying her mother’s memory by enjoying something Robert Wagner appears in.

You know, Uncle Ronnie didn’t even acknowledge that AIDS existed until a friend and work colleague of his, Rock Hudson, died from it. Maybe People Magazine can do a story about Lana Wood, and how she was driven into homelessness by her daughter’s cancer medical bills that includes a lot of photographs of her when she…

GoFundMe is the Obamacare replacement, fyi.

The cost of medical bills demolished the family, and they were evicted from their home in California.

My Gram has been gone for 8 years and I can still hear her telling me that Robert Wagner killed Natalie. Idk if it’s true, but I heard it a lot, she was really invested.

There was a British mini-series based on his socks, which is pretty impressive.

Dude is a low life, so no surprise he’s in the sock game. The sock game is one of the most brutal industries, right up there with the drug game. A single misstep could have you wearing a toe tag.

Are we sure it was:
Send Wine

And not:
Send Nudes

I mean...it was a soldier afterall....

How many times does an ancient have to ask, anyway?

“Dude, I totally got your back like if you want to move or anything. BTW, can you do a booze run, bro? Like totes thirsty, my man.”

I hope it wasn’t the sweet kosher wine that nobody drinks at passover.

well they didn’t have tomatoes yet, so I’m guessing some form of hummus and pita, also great with wine.

Sounds like a pictograph and chill night.

no relation.

I bet the other request was slang for marijuana. Or the Judean version of pizza. One of those two things.

Working in the HR department of this administration must be fascinating. It’s like, “Here is our new appointee, and here are ALL OF THE MYRIAD WAYS IN WHICH THEY ARE COMPROMISED”, a one-two punch.

I hope it ends with a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-style boatride of psychedelic madness, while her tweets are screamed by the cast members right into various audience’s ears, like when the dancers stick their arses in audience member’s faces in Cats.

actually, i need a spiritual holiday to unwind from my memorial day weekend holiday, BUT SAME DIFFERENCE

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