I think I’m going to start referring to Sessions as “a less masculine Lindsey Graham” its both accurate and really seems to bug conservatives.

Trump seems to like him and that’s all that really matters.

Initially I thought it would be a great idea to have someone take an authentic steaming shit. This would be right after a lunch of ice cream and corn on the hottest day of July or Aug. at high noon. But as someone who works in customer service and who’s entire family works in the service industry, I just couldn’t put…

Mom blogs (and websites) have the nastiest commenters I have ever encountered. I would sooner go on Reddit to state that video games need more female designers than go on a mom site and say... anything. Really, it doesn’t matter the issue— you will get ripped for it.

Everybody’s gone surfin’

A Kardashian of influencers.

Sessions is the Keebler Elf whose tree bears the strangest fruit.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III couldn’t possibly be racist, he’s just a huge World Surf League fan, as Hawaii is considered it’s own sovereign surfing nation. If there’s one thing we know about Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, it’s that he’s got surfing on the mind all the time - not the racism.

As you might have guessed from my username... she is my favorite of all witches!!

The best witch - in her Easter pastels.

Driving vehicles in to crowds on purpose has been a pretty popular mode of terrorism as of late, so I don’t see this as an out there assumption really.

Texas is a state dedicated to the proposition that a man’s belt buckle should be no smaller than a hubcap from a 1971 Cadillac Eldorado.

Yeah, but do you really want the kind of people living in your city who would look at Texas and Florida and say, “I want to move there!”

“Single payer is dead and buried until the next time Democrats control all 3 branches.”

Sure, it’s possible... just like it’s possible to be a fry cook at a Cracker Barrel and not have a criminal record, but let’s be honest here...

Congresswoman Maxine Waters and Sen. Elizabeth Warren, the only two Democrats with the right to call themselves Progressives. The only two Democrats who have the FDR-LBJ toughness. We need to clone them both.

She would have been impeached for the email nonsense by now, three months in. That is what’s happening in an alternate universe now, her impeachment trial. But actual treason gets a pass from these jokers. If Democrats weren’t so goddamned useless, every one of them would have been screaming “treason” every hour on…

“I can’t imagine what the world would look like if Hillary Clinton were the president right now... Blech.”

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

I want to know what Jacqueline Day of Des Moines, Iowa was hiding in her hair.