As someone born in the GDR, I can tell you people can get damn creative, when it comes to crossing walls. We’ve had tunnels, self-built hot air ballons and two guys with a bow and arrow, a fishing line and a zipline.

I was thinking “Uncle Ted Talks”. Everyone has that one. drunk. uncle.

Not sure why they need Drunk TED Talks since the TEDx talks are already so ridiculous. Seriously, if TED is worried about its “brand,” perhaps it shouldn’t have diluted that brand so thoroughly by selling out with the TEDx talks.

How dare they impugn the namesake of such beautiful curated talks such as How to Tie Your Shoes & How to Use a Paper Towel.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

“She is, I think, Latin American, maybe of Indian blood”

If you’re doing greatest hits, might as well throw her magic Cuban dolphins in there.

“I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from…

Unfortunately, we cannot pick and choose the criminals we WISH had committed certain crimes, and those we wish had not. Instead, we have to live in reality. This guy doesn’t deserve anyone’s conflicted feelings — he’s awful.

Protip: anytime a tv “psychic” gives information that’s too specific to have come from a cold reading, it came from a “hot” reading. They had done background research beforehand, or they had hidden mics/cameras in the green room, or they paid a personal assistant for some details, or a production assistant straight-up…

Perhaps he refers to himself in the third person in [shit-stirring] posts of dubious factual content?

I’m curious as to what Juan’s Kinja handle is.

What’s the ratio of Alpha Gays to bears on that team?

And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.

I’m shocked that this man continues to scam celebrities into playing his twisted little game

would follow

Kristen should just start @KrisStewUterus Twitter handle and take matters into her own hands!

They do both have names that seem to have been randomly chosen from Harlequin Romances.

I love raccoons, so I vote to Keep Grey Gardens Weird and Wild.

As of last night there are over 110 Indivisible groups in Texas (concentrated in cities, for the most part, but there are a handful and growing in the rural areas) and they are busy. It isn’t just talk. We’re out every weekend getting people registered to vote, letting them know what their rights are (the ACLU has a re…