Whenever I’m feeling down on myself I think, ‘at least I haven’t thrown a prosthesis across the room at a party.’
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The grossest thing is every time he appeared in RHOBH, you just knew he thought he was the coolest dude. Yolanda’s glass refrigerator had more charm.
Christy has been married at least as many times as he has and is apparently kind of a pain in her own right. This might be a pretty equal pairing.
Oh god, is this the dinner where she’s wearing lingerie? I could die from secondhand embarsssment. They’re marriage was so sterile and strange. That fridge, tho.
I liked when she had to get her ruptured breast implants removed and he looked down at her wrapped in bandages and made a comment about him having bigger breasts than her now. Good one, David!
“By the way, it’s a lot worse leaving a woman with a five-year-old, a three-year-old, and an eight-month-old than leaving a woman with Lyme disease.”
Did they write about the time he almost killed Ben Vereen?
I mean, he did tweet the other day how sad it was to see old women and children carrying their heavy luggage for BLOCKS (all caps his) because of the #laxprotest. And then responded to criticism by tweeting a picture of himself at a Syrian refugee camp.
Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:
Re. Lady Gaga:
Good guys in tights saving the world from the evil Nazis
Michael Rappaport has a podcast? Where he calls Aziz “Mr. Racial” in his argument to defend Chris Brown? this is....this is a lot to take in.
He’s going to fire Omarosa? Cause we know there isn’t room on Team Trump for two black women. Maybe he’ll just refer to them interchangeably and they can share a desk and a paycheck. They could be his Rosencrantz and Gilderstern
HOLY HELL.
More like Tackie O, amirite?
You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.
I can see you