Hirono laughs too, and says, “We’re counting on you to educate the incoming president!”

It’s been nice seeing you all. I’m taking a social media, blog, and news break until Monday. I’m just going to listen to old Quincy Jones albums all weekend and drink Manhattans and hope like hell that Allen Funt will pop out from behind a tree and yell, “Smile! You’re all on Candid Camera!”

Here’s the chimp co-host. I’d prefer him over Lauer any day.

J Fred Muggs was a less insufferable co-host than Matt Lauer.

blink, perhaps twice, and you’ll miss ann curry’s contributions to this venerable institution and pillar of my morn.

I just offered my thoughts and prayers so if this happens again it’s on you, heathen.

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

If we all just offer up enough Thoughts and Prayers (tm), we’ll never have another mass shooting again.

It is a great source for literature. Carl Hiaasen and Pete Dexter have mined it well.

From The Mirror:

Then make places that aren’t California and New York more attractive to move to. People flock to these places for a reason. Encourage arts and cultural exhibits, activities, etc. Have more jobs. Have things to do. And encourage the locals to be less dickish to people who aren’t white or straight or Christian (if…

How’s that affordable housing and homeless population crisis working out for you guys?

You mean one of the exact can of worms contemplated by the founding fathers in the Federalist Papers?

Or do they think it will give the chickens autism?

The likelihood of contracting salmonella from a neighbor’s coop-raised chickens or their eggs is almost nil. As long as they’re properly fed and not neglected, eggs from a coop chicken can be kept out of the refrigerator unless whoever has provided you with them has already washed them. Make sure to give them a gentle…

Thank you for the trigger warning.

They’re really only supposed to be there during the 2-3 year acquisition period and then move on. She’s been there longer than most companies in the space have been around. She’s had an admirable career. And like Cindy Crawford taught women of my generation how not to get lipstick on your teeth, Bobbi Brown taught…

Heh... I thought it was this Bobby Brown