Wait, if DIY sandwiches with cheap cold cuts and mini bags of chips are #NotYourTypicalPoolHold what IS? Gruel?

“There’s my African-American!”

Can’t help but post this here.

He might as well just have ordered a 6 foot party sub.

I might be less worried about your half-deadness in this scenario than I would be about whether or not your sister is (probably) adopted and/or a Russian spy.

I mean there had to be at least one moment where you looked up at her, forearm deep in that Lay’s bag, and wondered “who ARE you and why are these in your house?”

This photo is whiter than Tomi Lahren in a blizzard during a lightning storm.

It’s the flesh of Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward.

The things I won’t do for a bag Better Made Movie Theater Butter Gourmet Popcorn...

In related news, Mark Caputo continues Politico’s swirl down the toilet bowl by defending the wined and dined by becoming a petulant baby. Someone must want some Trump steaks real bad.

Unpresidented to be serving that.

Magpies are feared far more than snakes and spiders around here. Cyclists are a favourite target.

Nixon bugged himself. It was an upgrade from Johnson’s system, where everything that the President said was recorded, actually. The infamous 18 minutes of lost tape was blamed on Nixon’s secretary,Rose Mary Woods, who claimed she did a very odd stretch and “accidentally” erased the incriminating evidence.

He’s already sending out his minions to “just ask questions” about why press conferences or briefings or basically anything but his random tweetings are necessary “in this day and age”.

But did you speak out?

Something very interesting about that group. Can’t quite put my finger on it.

Nixon had the recording equipment installed himself. Sort of backfired on him though.

I hope Mike Allen, Chuck Todd, and Megyn Kelly have to share a duplex in hell for the sins they have committed. Edward Murrow is their landlord and he is not lenient!