Until he tells you he’s a true bottom and then you REALLY can never get rid of him.

Kill him and throw his body in the river. Problem solved.

Easy peasy.

I know. I was so waiting for Fox News to start their crap, and have Twitter call them out on excluding Hanukkah.

I swear mine in part coyote. There really is something special about a German Shepherd.

Sheela the Irish Wolfhoud is 10 months old!

it will be a little chilly for the beach — definitely not swimming weather, but probably at least hanging out with a book weather :)

I just spent the last 10 minutes listening to two men fighting over misogyny and how it changed the election... It was happening outside my window. Seriously.

Progress shot of that baby so far. She crawled today.

Happy Holidays! (I will NEVER surrender—LOL!)

You are, indeed, a traitor to the revolution.

When my lovely girl Lucy was still with me, I sang “Everybody Poops” to her on our walks. (Yep, it’s to the tune of “Everybody Hurts.”)

YES!!!! This is the very core of special songs for special dogs! You’re singing about his spindly-ness, and that he’s a dog! Do you happen to lie him on his back between your knees and pump his legs up and down whilst you’re singing it? Asking for scientific purposes!

Today was baking day! I made (well, attempted to make) angel food cake, only to have it overflow the tin, since I wasn’t aware of juuuuust how high it would rise (using lil tiny tins so I have to kind of guess at the amount) and then when I told a friend about my lil kitchen fiasco, I got the reply that “don’t know…

I really do secretly like bougie shit

Yes! My dearly departed Howard, he was a massive corgi, in his prime he was 42 lbs. he wasn’t fat, just large (he’s the fella on the left in my avatar). Large paws and all.

I really had the nicest day. Bought a Christmas tree at the farmers market and the fixings for homemade soupe aux pois, with artisanal cheese, bread and saucisson. Made a gingerbread house with the kids and listened to holiday music.

Anyone else glad the War on Christmas is over? I mean, whew! It’s almost like a white penis made the whole sham obsolete or something.

Hi friends! I’m going on vacation this week! I’ve only ever been to Israel with my parents or with Birthright, so this is the first time I’ll be totally in charge of my own itinerary. Which is intimidating. And therefore I have not planned anything. Anyone have tips for things to do in Tel Aviv if you’ve already taken…

Hola Jezzies!