Who said rape? He looks like the kind of fella that is always consentual 

They have a saying ... sitches under report riches.

No. She was dated to 10,000 years ago, which is a full 9,000 years earlier than we could expect to find a Frank Stallone.

He sort of made up for it with TCM. 

The last time I saw her, it was in my rhododendrons. I was all “Get out of my azaleas, Lindsay Lohan!”, but she didn’t listen until I turned on the sprinkler. Even then, she just growled at me and sprinted away on all fours, her striped tail angrily flicking behind her as she fled.

BOLD, sir. 

Turn off your phone before you walk in, and don’t turn it back on until you walk out.

It’s official: there is no such thing as a parade you aren’t willing to shit on.

Pretty much exactly. I don’t want to be reminded of Trump. He’s fucking ubiquitous and I can’t stand looking at him or hearing him yammer anymore. Why would I go see a movie that’s just two extra hours of my day reminding me of how shitty he is?

He asked your mom last night.

Don’t expect anything consistent from Ruprecht other than word vomit and rants.

God you and your ‘liberalism’ bogeyman complex. Such an annoying troll

You’ll probably only get minimal hate since the point you’re repeating has already been made in every comment section on the internet.

Love you TAMPAX

Is he trying to stop in the name of love?

Weak. It’s not called 28 Year Sentence Records.

Jesus Christ you could use a drink...

Jimmy: You know who Guggenheim was?

Clearly directors you love disagree with you.

...familar faces that include a few people you’ve heard of AND STEPHEN ROOT, MOTHERFUCKERS!  You can’t have a Coens western without Mr. James!