I’m no doctor, but it seems like abstaining from all alcohol is probably your best bet: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-alcohol-wine/all-alcohol-even-wine-raises-risk-of-gout-flare-ups-study-idUSBREA0U1VD20140131

The man, the myth, the legend. 

No complaints? TF are you doing on the internet then?

there’s not a huge backlash against children needing safe spaces. There’s a backlash against college students needing safe spaces

This issue keeps hitting Ridley Scott.  Blade Runner and Kingdom of Heaven had amazing director’s cuts.  And Kingdom of Heaven’s director cut is the definitive version in my opinion.

I wish I knew what that means.

Same with Ridley Scott’s Kingdom of Heaven. The theatrical version felt all over the place and some scenes didn’t make much sense. But when he added the deleted scenes to the Director’s cut, it turned into a much more coherent film. And a better film!

Those GoT audio commentary tracks are a gift.

What’s Elysium and The Beaver about?

Going for the modern-day Jodie Foster double-feature, huh?

Even Jesus farts.

Obviously the biggest twitter scheme of all time results in one becoming President of the USA

The Rupture. 

With free gas for life! Not that he needs it...

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

One smart feller, he felt smart.

I don’t think we’ve heard the last from this guy.

Fuck off, Lahey!

Norm MacDonald is a national treasure. He may not be the best stand up or joke writer, but his deconstruction of comedy, his unequaled story telling ability, sharp ad-lib wit, satire, meanness, and delivery are second to none.

‘why the hell Norm MacDonald keeps getting work.’