Finding Frances doesn’t just deserve an Emmy. It deserves to be put in a museum. Nathan created his masterpiece

We’re all of the stars, we’re fadin’ away
Just try not to worry, you’ll see us some day
Just take what you need and be on your way
And stop crying your heart out
~ Noel Gallagher / Oasis

It is both disappointingly unsurprising

I believe that those are not German Shepard mixes, but Belgian Malinois. (Malionoi? Malinoises?) Like Bear in Person of Interest.

“I, for one, do not think that the problem was that the band was ‘down.’ I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.”

“Can I raise a practical question at this point?”

Finally, a movie about pizza delivery even less realistic than the pornos.

I was in Tokyo when they were building the Skytree which is the second tallest structure in the world. It is 634 meters. The observation deck is at 350 meters. I was at a different tourist site in Tokyo. But you can see the Skytree from anywhere. I asked a tour guide how tall it was. She got her conversions mixed…

I saw the Burj (when it was the Burj Dubai and wasn’t quite finished yet) and it is so tall, I had to lean back slightly to see the top of it.

Ya know, I said something similar. And then I moved to Georgia.

not to be THAT guy or anything, but the Rock is pretty up front about his diet. Dude cheats like one day a week and is then profoundly vigilant beyond that (because that’s his paycheck.). That said, he probably would buy everyone an ice cream. I’m half surprised he doesn’t walk around like Lego Batman giving the Rock…

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

I just watched that movie again on Memorial Day. I can’t believe it’s been over 20 years since it came out.

Lube.

DuJour means seat belts! 

sorry!

No they aren’t.

Rapid termination of employment and public shunning have been known to occur.

Melanie was certainly planning on it when she signed that pre-nup.

Side effects may include dog whistles and insincere apologies. If your racism lasts longer than the 20th century, consult a physician.