Yeah, but we get $10 off on... I dunno, some fucking BBQ kit or something now.

It’s the 20th anniversary of Phil Hartman’s death too. The world has definitely been poorer since.

For starters, don’t call it a drive-thru. Call it an “online order pickup lane”, or something similar.

Netflix really sucks for movies.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

thank you for blessing us with your insights

Why be unfunny in one city a night when you can be unfunny in every city one night a week? This seems most inefficient to me.

Sorry. I don’t have time for the football match. I’m in the wedding party.

you mean this post from 3 weeks ago?

Still the best Lois Lane.

I like Amy Schumer fine, I thought she was brilliant five years ago, but for a long time now she seems to demand that we find her “gut-bustlingly hilarious” when she’s settled into being profitably mediocre as a comic. That was her choice , not ours, and I’m not signed on to her shitty attitude that we’re somehow the…

The Good Guys! What a great show that was. It had so much long term potential too. And two very talented leads. I enjoyed Enlisted too.

James Rolf High School Twentieth Reunion still makes me tear up with laughter. That scene at the end where he throws up and tells Molly Parker to call an ambulance.

LOVE News Radio. I still have a VHS of episodes recorded during re-broadcast on A&E ca. Y2K, but have them through iTunes as well. Such a great show.

In the past few years, mental illness and mental disorder became synonyms, despite the fact that they are not.

When he sits around the Oval Office, he sits around the Oval Office.

Easy, Cha-Cha!

Username/comment synergy would be higher had you replaced “bleeding” with “bloody.”

November 2016?

A Muppet president?!