Ow! My Balls!

They literally failed to do an apples-to-apples comparison.

In fairness, almost anyone would be a better Secretary of Education than Devos. I could throw a dart in a crowd, and after the tetanus shot that person would make a better Secretary of Education. Hell, I’m currently more qualified than her, because I have a Master’s Degree in Education, and my first act as Secretary…

I wasn’t going to but for some reason I am now feeling really compelled.

I’d argue that Party Down resonates with anybody who’s ever had a shitty job they’re overqualified for.

Ken Marino looks like hell.

Jennifer Connelly.

Infinity War will only Seem Like Infinity

On a more thematic level, I find most (not all) Coens movies are about how the universe is an uncaring, unstoppable, inscrutable force that will punish the “good” guys, reward the “bad” guys, or kill all of them indiscriminately. We can try to understand it or apply our own morality to it, but it will fucking…

What I like to do is stay off Twitter. And then go eat at Wendy’s. It’s like I don’t even know the 20 something running the company’s Twitter account is kind of a dick.

Or accountant because Andy Richter never gets his due!

I’ll do it.

‘The AV Club’

Given Trump’s record of given jobs to the worse possible people, I think you are right.

Ambassador to Atlantis! He has to go live there though.

Especially since he literally wrote the book about the Oscars!

Yeah, there’s no better revenge than revenge upon someone who can’t possibly know it happened.

As a TCM addict and fan, I miss that dude a lot.

Apparently just mentioning Bill Paxton after his death the very same day last year was considered enough.

I’m still mad that freaking Roger Ailes merited an “In Memoriam” last year.