great, now I want to hear Olya Povlatsky’s take on the recent nuke announcements

How nice can it really be with him in it?

No way! In a better neighborhood, I’d be the asshole!

This is a first. I actually want to believe Alex Jones here.

My favorite thing to do when I walk by his house is to put up a mirror outside the fence and watch him run out and bark at it.

Alex Jones, lie? I don’t even know what to believe anymore.

definitely not Matt Damon.

Unlike John Waters, I do not know a strategy to get you Billy Eichner.  Maybe convince him you need yelling at, and also own all the wine.

I have ten bucks, sign me up to harass both of them

I don’t care much for legacy awards.

You think? I saw the theatrical cut first and it was still pretty great.

It does pain me to be this nit picky, but Blade Runner shouldn’t count. The theatrical cut is not the beloved one and that’s the only one that would qualify for 1982.

Can’t wait for her reality show on her campaign, “Kimmander in Khief.”

But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

With a name like that in all caps, I’m thinking the guy who likes to read, or at least pretend to read porn on flight to keep uptight people from talking to him, you just might stand a chance. Just sign the letter TAMPAX.

I absolutely love this movie. It’s so delightful and fun. Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson absolutely kill it here. Even Lisa Kudrow does such a good job with a small role. Also those anagrams in Olive’s name are hilarious.

It’s a tucci subject.

It’s a reference to the Simpsons episode titled “Bart to the Future” (aired March 19th 2000) In which Lisa Simpson is elected after President Trump causes a budget crisis. So while I applaud your ability to tell the difference between a cartoon and reality I have to dock you several thousand points for missing the…