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TampaBabaYaga (Name changes reflect identity crisis)
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Sep 17
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I think Emily needs to interview you for a follow up piece to this story!

Sep 17
3

And all that stunning artwork!!!

Sep 17
4

I was thinking paper cuts, lemon juice, honey and fire ants.... then the drawing and quartering and head on a pike. A week in the stocks where we can throw shit at him would be super nice. I’d pay to do that if the money went to a good cause.

Sep 15
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Eeeek! Yeah that sounds bad. Thankfully I’m WAAAAY better about cleaning now so I don’t need it as much as a preventative. I have crappy allergies, but usually if I rotated between Zyrtec and Claritin I’m fine. When I get a bad enough sinus headache/pain I take Benadryl and wait for the sweet relief of passing out. If Read more

Sep 13
1

I just now realized, when you said Edward James Olmos, that I REALLY wish Lucy Lawless had been one of the season big bads on “Dexter”. Lucy and Jennifer Carpenter facing off would have been FUN!

Sep 13
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Le siiiiiigh, this just made me realize I need to contact the resort in South Africa I ‘won’ a trip to at a charity auction. A friend and I each won one of the trips and were supposed to be going this October or next April. Obviously that won’t be happening, not only because of Covid but also my friend died Read more

Sep 13
1

When it was at the top of the stairs, behind the chair? I was waiting for the river of piss? Was kind of disappointed it didn’t happen.

Sep 13
1

I’d like to second this motion so that it is carried!

Sep 13
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I have never heard this before and it’s marvelous!!!!

Sep 13
1

Thank you, you are nice! It was a little scary. I showed my friend my hands shaking and was like.... “Yeah, sorry I know we said we were going to tackle this whole room, but I”m done, this is freaking me out and I should probably have some tea and try to lay down.”

Sep 11
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To me it sounded like EMD Love Boat theme song.... Although at least if Joan stuck to this shit maybe she’d stop trying to be so HAWT TAEK EDGELORD HERE!!!!!!!!!! BAD TAKE!!!! CLEEEEEKKKS!

Sep 11
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I always assume that’s it? I’ve never taken coke or Adderall or anything like that? But I have a box of the REAL Sudafed that I had to give my driver’s license to get when I had a sinus infection. During pandemic when a friend and I were going to clean out a room I’ve been using as storage and border hoarder purposes, Read more

Sep 11
21

I seriously think it’s some kind of middle aged white guy deficiency. A lot of middle aged women have calcium deficiencies? Middle ages men have CCC deficiency: Comprehension, Coolness and Clue. Read more

Sep 11
35

Why is it, whether it be this, or the National Anthem (no he doesn’t know the words to either, and no we didn’t used to put our hands over our hearts for the latter) he cannot stand still. He always has to sway back and forth like a first grader that has to go potty but forgot before class started. Read more

Sep 11
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I can’t believe I’ve never seen that before. What a thing of beauty!

Sep 10
22

Here is what I don’t understand. Bob Woodward had already written a pretty scathing book about Trump. Why in Hell’s name would Trump agree to be interviewed, ON TAPE, by Woodward for a second book? ANNNNNND confess to covering up a major security and health crisis? Read more

Sep 10
3

Right? At least with Nikki Haley her name is ferriner soundin! And she’s basically no darker or ferrin looking than Stephen Miller’s wife when both of them have had their weekly blow out.

Sep 10
3

I just found my DVD of this last night. I haven’t watched it in far too long. Maybe it’s time to actually hook the DVD up to the TV tonight!

Sep 10
1

I will. I saw an awesome set of The wicked witch of the East legs that you can put against your house, but I also saw like 20 foot spiderwebs (and I have a whole BOX of giant spiders from my department contest last year). My house is already purple and green, so I think I’m going to reboot my OG Maleficent (animated Read more