tampabeeatch
TampaBabaYaga (Name changes reflect identity crisis)
tampabeeatch
Nov 23
35

My hair has been about 6 different colors this year. All self dyed. Every dye job I did myself from a Feria box kit. They all look better than that, especially the one I’m rocking now. But even I knew to do my roots on the several blonder shades. I always just assume her stylists hate her dumb, trashy, no taste ass.

Nov 19
42

Dear Fuck Up, thank you for putting this whiney asshole in their proper place. OMG People we don’t bother with ever ask us what we want for Christmas! They are trying to steal my gift idea! I am over reaching and over thinking and over emotionalizing an email I can respond to with “Gift cards, funny socks, spices” I Read more

Nov 19
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That’s really sad. I live in Florida, and we’re heading into really nice weather. My county is really densely built out so I don’t think we’d have a lot of obvious drive in areas, but I can think of the huge former flea market space would be pretty perfect. And honestly my city has the most planned outdoor waterside Read more

Nov 19
4

Yeah, every sentence in this story lead more and more to an: untreated mental illness exasperated by cult/conspiracy nuts trying to use people’s vulnerabilities against them. As opposed to: dipshit cult assholes trying to use each other in a long con ends in murder.

Nov 18
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Oooooh! Like The Bachelor: The Women Tell All! Or one of the Real Housewives reunions. I don’t watch either of those shows but I LOVE reading the snarkiest of the recaps and this would be perfect. Maybe get both Chris Harrison and Andy Cohen to co-host!