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I’m definitely not tearing up in an airport bar right now, nope. 

The first winner Richard Hatch went to jail for tax evasion on the money he won playing Survivor. But ya its a surprisingly low percentage of folks, hell it has almost as high a percentage of folks who went and became The View cohosts.

There’s only so many ways to write “the President is plainly guilty and the Republicans, along with 40% of the American people, do not care.”

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown. Read more

Another close Obama friend said, ‘Bernie’s not a Democrat.’ Read more

Blubber Butt can never, ever be wrong or even slightly incorrect about anything, no matter how trivial or meaningless it may be. Anyone claiming otherwise is, of course, “fake”, just an enemy of the nation who will stoop to anything in order to discredit Waddles.

The main reason, I suspect, is that someone did know about Conan’s gender, but then also knew Donald Trump. And Donald Trump was therefore purposefully not alerted to the gender, on the grounds that you, and I, and everyone else, know exactly what would have come out his mouth.

My male dog inherited a pink harness from her female deceased predecessor. My dog and I are very friendly and always up for a neighborly hello and a chat. Read more

Part and parcel of how government officials, including the goddamn military, have to lie in order to protect the president’s fragile ego. From covefe to a sharpie drawn on a hurricane map to include the state of Alabama, to lying about a dog’s gender, it never ends.

Well, I suppose I am happy we didn’t find the dog with a dick drawn on her belly with a permanent marker considering the past bullshit.....

“conservative or centric libertarian-minded [famous people] that really care about other people,” but they’re afraid to “come out of the closet” as conservatives Read more

Unrelated side-note: I get a little annoyed when people trip over themselves when trying to declare my dog’s gender. Read more

Hours later, the White House walked back that leaked information, insisting that Conan is male. Read more

If not worrying about stupid shit like “last year’s coat” in normcore, the sign me the hell up.

This article made me terribly sad. What a dumb wasteful thing to worry about. Sorry environment, we were worried about looking like a meme so we’re all dead now.

Humanity deserves to fail if this is the philosophical quandary we’re currently faced with: whether to wear a perfectly functioning coat or not because it’s SO last season. No wonder the fashion industry is the number 2 polluter.  

As the most norm-core of cis-middle-age-white-guys, I can’t begin to fathom ever having even a passing thought about whether the winter coat I bought just last year was ok to wear this year too. How did it ever get to this point? Read more

As a ‘Youngster’, mid-twenties, live in girlfriend (a Swiss national from Zurich) & I (We were both Art Students) cooked duck every Thanksgiving together instead of turkey. Best food choice substitution ever. Coupla years later, after moving to San Francisco from San Antonio, We broke up. Went back to turkey for… Read more

the first thanksgiving i cooked by myself was in a kitchen the size of a closet in a very old apartment (built pre-1900 at any rate) in columbus ohio. my partner and i were there while he went to OSU and i worked retail to keep the roof over our heads. neither of our families were close at hand, and we were broke in… Read more

When I was a kid there was a bowl of olives on the table and I asked someone to pass me the olives and my mom asks "I thought you hated olives?" and I said "No, I love olives!" and then I popped one in my mouth and promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up.