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That’s pretty much what watching it is like, FWIW. 

Sangria ... but then I’m trying to think if I’ve ever had sangria with a straw. Apparently there are a few drinks that are “traditionally” served in wine glasses. And I guess they’re the type of drinks that the type of girl on the bachelor would maybe drink. Read more

push a broken cork through the neck of a bottle Read more

I am truly disturbed by the number of straws in wine glasses...

Also, I feel like that’s a missed opportunity by the producers to stir up some plastic/paper straw drama

Could the issue be that this is Wikipedia page for the Golden Globes, not the Oscars?

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit. Read more

Only Harry is going to Sandringham, Meghan is back in Vancouver with the baby. She’s skyping in. So expect 15 minutes of awkward “can you hear me?” “Is Meghan on?” small talk before meeting begins. 

Yo. Play back that video and close your eyes. Her voice is every Auntie in Jersey over 50ish. Just imagine her in a house dress and waving a cigarette around.

Okay. There’s a winter storm out there in MKE right now, so I’m not doing anything else until the Brussels sprouts are done roasting. Here goes: Read more

I’ve only ever heard of her because I’ve seen her ugly hair bows when out looking for presents for my nieces. The house is predictably ostentatious and tasteless but I’m fascinated by JoJo herself... she’s either the worlds worst preserved teenager, or she’s secretly a 39 year-old chainsmoking alcoholic masquerading… Read more

This is not the first—or certainly the last—time management at a heralded publication has tampered with journalistic integrity for profit, or shown a clear misunderstanding of basic editorial principles.

oh, this is creepy. I would hope it wouldn’t tarnish Teen Vogue’s reputation -- obviously it’s a mistake -- but advertorials are just awful and need to go to hell and die with pain.

three more seasons Read more

Antebellum Horror Story
Borscht Belt Horror Story
Retirement Community Horror Story
Ivy League Horror Story
and the obvious White House Horror Story. 

I remember during my college days in Indiana, there was this one guy who refused to wear shoes, and walked barefoot to class, even when there was snow and ice. Something about how he couldn’t tolerate shoes. I remember seeing him around campus, and thinking it was the weirdest, gross thing. His feet were always… Read more

OK, she SPECIFICALLY states in her magnum opus that “the cold never bothered her, anyway”. Yes, I have a little girl. Why do you ask?

Not if you’re wearing tights. Tights are surprisingly warm, I’d say warmer than most office slacks because they’re not prone to having gusts of wind go straight up your pant leg. Especially if paired with boots. Way toastier than slacks. Read more

This is a huge nuisance, costing the American economy literally quadrillions every year. I work in the FBI Restaraunter Division and we work cases like this all the time. You think comping your teacher a $1.99 dessert once every four months is no big deal? THINK AGAIN. Enjoy your 10-30 years in Federal prison, punks!

How do you know it was done without permission?