Just don’t flaunt your flirtation in public too much.

“Our president tweeted that the government should “Let Obamacare implode, then deal.””

This is the crux of it, really. Republicans will dig a tunnel under the walls of Obamacare, set the charges, and collapse the wall by blowing out its supports. They’re already doing this by defunding the subsidies that make the…

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

This.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

The White House is the new 4Chan.

Everyone knows you can only truly love your wife if you divorce her to marry your mistress who you divorced your first wife for. You know, like Jesus.

We’re all technically Trumps boss, and he undermines a lot of us every day.

Ronch is supposed to be in Chinpokomon along with Shoe.

Stephen Hawking is 75 years old. At age 21, he was told he had about two years to live. No point to this except that every time I see his name I remember how old he is and think “man that guy is tenacious.”

WHAT

Wait a damn minute!

Drugs, made by school teachers!

The thing about articles like this is that it encorages the idea that paying taxes is some sort of horrible theft imposed on people instead of, y’know, ensuring that your toilets flush, that there are firefighters to come put out that deep fried Turkey fire of yours, that your schools can actually afford books to…

Lowest property taxes, not “best.” Having lived in both AL and LA, I can tell you that in many cases the savings from low property taxes end up going right back out of the household to private schools for anyone who can afford them.

Donald did you look at ANY of the other responses? Like how over half disapprove of what you are doing as president? That virtually NO ONE approves of congress right now?

Trump’s gonna show them this One Weird Trick that he guarantees will revitalize our economy*.

It’s the Sally Yates effect.