For future posts, night I suggest a slight change to the light gray box above the comments?

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.

CALL THEM!!!

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

They were both borne of a human woman. That’s all I’ve got.

The biggest problem with reality tv, social networks, etc. has been this ability for the world to view lies as truths. Trump as an example. I know some people watched the Apprentice and thought he was just so rich and powerful, and was such a good leader. They had issues realizing that the show is heavily edited,…

That house Asian thing is particularly bullshit when Cho has put herself out there as a critic of Swinton getting the role. It’s like, “I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck…

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I suggest letting the wookie get all the stars

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people