He did say “please” first. Threatening death is just the next step from being polite.

This really makes me view Canada in a different light.

Is that how it works?

Did the Chang Li come in yellow?

You forgot the best upgrade available from Ford:

That pivot box is cool, though I wonder how it would handle 50 lbs of recovery gear and a rough road.

More interestingly, there’s the “MAZDA3 HB PP TURBO” in the list. “HB” stands for hatchback, and “PP”could stand for a number of things. Is it shorthand for “Preferred Package,” “Premium Package,” or potentially a “Performance Package?” It’s not yet clear.

You’re wrong. Your aversion to non-functional hood scoops and vents is entirely rational.

Everyone: Mazda, make a turbo/manual/AWD mazda 3 hatch!!!!

Unequal length headers on a turbo boxer (e.g., WRX) sounds decent.

No flareside “SPLASH” bed with pastel graphics?

*pays respects with star*

The YouTube channel in question is the popular B is for Build

I desperately need to see Torch order food with it in a drive through.

Ahh now I know where that Supra came from...

I keep saying this, but people keep responding “Tesla doesn’t say that, where does Tesla say that???”

Both have tail lights. Checks out.

Hey now, Infiniti’s been digging their own grave for a while now, thankyouverymuch

The airbag didn’t go off because even the car thought the driver is a moron. It just wanted to teach the driver a lesson. Nothing feels more refreshing than hitting your melon against the steering wheel. 

Are you telling me that movies lied to me and cars don’t just rip right through the middle of overturned trucks?