Meh,have you ever met anyone that could not get their license no matter how bad they were at driving.

It was a classic goof ‘em up 

“...contribute to Oppo (RIP)”

Welcome to the party, Rory.

Hi Rory,

Hi Rory. Stick to cars.

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.

Jason, please get a traffic camera for your car. Whomever that was needs to spend a night in jail to think about what they almost did. I guarantee you it was a teenager or a drunk twenty-something. The idea of them flashing their lights at you while attempting to murder you just makes me livid.

It’s called DoorRash if you partake of any extra services at the time of delivery.

IT’S HAPPENING

IT’S HAPPENING

“As someone who lives near this club - it is skeezy, the owner is skeezy, and before this they were having the strippers deliver food”

Chippendales 2021

As someone who lives near this club - it is skeezy, the owner is skeezy, and before this they were having the strippers deliver food (and given the people who would want strip club food delivered, one has to imagine they also wanted to violate social distancing). This is not the hero for our times.

As pathetic as going to a strip club is 99% of the time, I can’t imagine the hard-up losers going to a drive-thru strip club during a pandemic. And what’s the over/under on how many guys whip it out inside their car?

The Corona has changed you.

Hell I’m still dying on Oregon Trail. 

Didn’t check the author when I started. Halfway through I was wondering... “Hmm, who wrote this one up?”

Could you imagine if they made a David Tracy simulator? The loot boxes would be filled with tetanus shots and WD-40.

Wait... there’s no option to go find a rotted-out Jeep Comanche from Craigslist and restore it with welds to the frame then drive into the action and winch out a postal Jeep stuck on a rock at the bottom of the Hogback on the White Rim Trail in Moab? This will never catch on with Jalopniks.